this one for you @RobMc
Humans organs are arguing to who is the chief or master organ.
The brain start : im the one who decide what to do , im sending the signals to make to body work. i will be chief.
The heart replied : im the on who pumps blood all over the body to make it work. im the chief.
The lungs said : im the one who take air to clean the blood so im the chief.
then a small voice said i want to be the chief , the rectum said it.
All others organs laughed loudly at him , you dont have the assets to b e a chief you only expels shit out.
in big tears the rectum shuts himself and contracted tight of sadness.
after a few days brains felted bad so it has difficulty to think , heart was feeling bad starting to struggle , lungs where preesed up by the inflating gut could barely breathe...
suddenly they all replied OK OK OK rectum you re the chief you win.
Moral of this story you dont have to be a brain to be a chief.......