this one is for @BUDMAN
25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
1
You can have a beer in public
2
Beer stains wash out.
3
You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer.
4
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5
When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
6
Beer is never late.
7
A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer.
8
Hangovers go away.
9
Beer labels come off without a fight.
10
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11
Beer never has a headache.
12
After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13
A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14
If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.
15
A beer always goes down easy.
16
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17
You can share a beer with your friends.
18
You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.
19
Beer is always wet.
20
Beer doesn’t demand equality.
21
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
22
A beer doesn’t mind when you come.
23
A frigid beer is a good beer.
24
You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25
If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.