HellTiger

Obviously replace 3 days of sex per week with 3 days of masturbation per week but codpiece is already masturbating 3 times a day if not more so he is already doing fine on the sex 3 times a week.

MT DEW will work but you will need to drink 4 12oz cans of MT DEW to equal a single 12oz cup of coffee. All the talk about MT DEW affecting sperm are false. You will be getting too much sugar though.

So I need to have more sex, drink more coffee, and eat a lot of watermelon. I'm starting now!

I would not say I am back to post whoring. I see others have taken my place so I am no longer needed, I will try to post at least once a week though. I missed you @bds1961 hugs and kisses Is there a way to mention members? used to be @username

https://www.engadget.com/2017/03/02/this-cock-ring-connects-to-the-world-s-worst-social-network/

I would probably play ARK but I haven't made any new friends that play it and no current friends that play it http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/ There is an Early Access game that looks to be fun and funny as hell to play. Some modes can have up to 54 players in battle. http://store.steampowered.com/app/420290/

Just yell sausage every day for a month so everyone is thinking it's just another false alarm except for this time he actually did it.

bds doesnt want to admit that he was starring in one of the famous HT and hxtr basement movies

@@KlipschTHX it's too big to be a butterfly knife so it's a butterfly sword and it's also a skateboard so i call it a skatesword could call it a butterfly skatesword

The New CocaCola ad http://i.imgur.com/8udDkhb.gifv

https://i.redd.it/z4fpqrrwh4dy.gif

It's "there". @@hxtr is such an idiot

The worst part is you don't have the internet to help you cheat your way into the internet.

Yeah they are missing dur in the there section They were right dur!!!! I swear officer!!!

@@Damage_inc- Fabricio Werdum was the one doing the kick and Travis Browne recieved it. Fabricio Werdum did in fact win this match.

http://i.imgur.com/o22gWj9.gifv EDIT: Fabricio Werdum Black shorts/red, Travis Browne White shorts/blue Fabricio Werdum won this match

@@hxtr but you are a part of the Illuminati you idiot