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Draygunnar

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  1. Good evening
  2. Here's wishing one and all a very peaceful and happy Christmas. Also I'm raising a glass to absent friends and family . I may not know you all personally but feel we have lasting friendships around the globe. God bless you one and all.
  3. mmm don't join otherwise it becomes a habit.. mind you that is a place you'll get nun! nah you havent a prayer!
  4. Lol bio that women is so demanding
  5. I saw a women doctor today, and she said your going to have to stop masterbating. Ooh I said is this affecting my health. No she said I'm trying to examine you!
  6. If your short I can wear tights
  7. The fire chief was mexican I heard. Had two sons one was called Jose and the other Hoseb
  8. Just heard that the factory where my uncle works as a security guard has just caught fire. We were a bit worried as the poor bugger has two wooden legs. Well we've just received a phone call to say that through the hard work and bravery of the fire service , the factory was saved. Unfortunately, we weren't quick enough and your uncle was burnt to the ground......
  9. couple celebrating over 50 years of marriage, decided that as they had just gotten over serious illnesses it was time to sit down and just chat about life and things. Well After an hour of some lovely heart to heart stuff the husband asks about an old shoe box that had been in the cupboard since they were married, with a note from the wife. Under no circumstances do not open! Well she said I think today is the time to share it's contents. She opens the box and inside is a fine embroidery, with the words I'm sorry , love you lots and 25000 pounds. Well that's a lovely embroidery why is it there? Well she said on the day we got married my mother said to me, if you ever feel your husband has been, unkind, or just a dick and you take solace in the arms or bed of someone else, just ask for forgiveness and sew a little sorry note and save it until you feel the time is right! Well the husband shed a little tear, hugged his wife and remarked, although they had their ups and downs in that 50 years he was feeling blessed she only felt the need to transgress once, he hugged his wife again and forgave her . But he said, what about the 25000 pounds? Well I made that by selling of the others!
  10. Good god what next Eassssieee as Admin.... Oh she is
  11. That's why I like Czech beer
  12. And to think this started with a pint of Guinness
  13. Mm now that depends on the width of your fingers
  14. as Essiee started this conversation thought it would be good to put it out there. so Essieee prefers to have a large head. me I like mine with a nice looking creamy head.... Jointy will have head any way it comes. So folks how do you like yours........... oooh soz we are talking beers
  15. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-68438355
  16. Unfortunately all hush hush. I only got to know because I was delivering the goods for the party after the unveiling.
  17. Meant to add it's a WW1 memorial bronze
  18. Today after 5 years hard work, a bronze cast statue has been completed in a little known foundry just 20miles away from me. completed in a little place called Chalford, Gloucestershire . this large piece of bronze is destined for the White House. hopefully when its unveiled in the near future you all can say Draygunnar gave us the news first rofl.
  19. Ty for all the good wishes. Enjoying my birthday on holiday in Bulgaria and looking forward to a little more down time as my retirement officially starts today.
  20. Well where has it gone? Let's hope 2024 brings a little more joy and peace to those innocent who are suffering at the hands of tyranny and greed. Well folks it's been a blast let's raise a glass to those that have passed and heartfelt good wishes to those who are still with us. Let us look forward to 2024 with renewed hope.
  21. A very Merry Christmas to one and all. Wishing you all health and happiness in these trying times. God bless you one and all. Ps as we in Europe are seeing Santa first, I'm checking his sac for any hacks you tarts may have wished for.
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