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Hey all you crazy idiots, well got here safe and sound, andmust admit its a ritty shit place to be, but keeping my head well and truly down, cant wait till June when I get home and get back gamming till then look after the server and see you all soon
 
 
Morris>XI<

I do like the option to change the forum background. Nice to change it up once in a while. I made a couple of these images my desktop backgrounds as well. These span my dual display. Good job on the >XI< image whoever did it.
 

 

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, " Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the boundries.


 
 

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher."See this f*****g badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.


 
 

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......






 

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.


 
 
 
 

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... (I just love this part....)


 
 

"Your badge, show him your f*****g BADGE!!!"

Company issued false 'idiot tests'
 
Published: 24 Feb 12 08:40 CET
 
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A German company has been accused of running fake “idiot tests” – special examinations drivers accused of driving under the influence have to take before being allowed back behind the wheel.
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According to the Westdeutsche Allgemeine Zeitung (WAZ), authorities have uncovered evidence that the company, based in North Rhine-Westphalia, has been issuing fake Medical Psychological Assessment certificates to applicants who paid fees.
 
The exams, mainly given in the western towns of Dortmund and Essen, include psychological and medical assessments and hand-eye coordination tests.
 
Several drivers were able to use the falsified certificates to get their licenses back, but suspicious authorities began investigating and found at least 40 cases of falsification, the WAZ reported.
 
Approximately 100,000 motorists are ordered by authorities to take Medical Psychological Assessments before being allowed to drive each year, in most cases because they have been caught driving while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
 
But private providers are responsible for running the tests and some have charged that they are open to fraud.
 
Klaus-Peter Kalendruschat, a manager at TÜV Nord, a company that provides the assessments legally, told the WAZ that consumers should ensure that their assessment centres are fully licensed.
 
He said he is convinced that because of the high stakes involved, there is a criminal element willing to issue falsified examination certificates.
 
The Local/mdm

Damn Whiteboy. I was going to type something for who started this postagain....what was it about. shit sticky cant type..
 
Oh yeah. Good luck whit the interview kick its ass.