mickvette

nightmare, be gentle with me...

sonovabitch, it's the fourth Thursday of November in the US, since 1863. The First Thanksgiving was celebrated to give thanks to God for helping the

Just ordered it, Crysis: Maximum Edition, should be with me in a couple of days!!

that's it, must get hold of Crysis, looks great!

Just to say, Happy Thanksgiving

hi 7toes, not direct x as can go into other maps. Running XP professional. The error comes in as the game is loading, the time bar moves along as normal then you get that critical error beep (the microsoft sound) and the game minimises onto the task bar with ...error after the COD4 logo.

anyone else get this? When waiting for a map/game to load, you suddenly get that microsoft critical error bleep, the game drops down to the task bar with error on it. Been in ace mod today when it kept happening (mp_backlot_2 was the game) I have had this in the past but it stopped, seems to have returned, any ideas?

I agree, was told not to bother with the reg fix available on loads of sites, they always come up with a problem that needs repaired but is gonna cost you!

In a discussion someone (can't remember who) spoke about Game Booster. All reports are that it is really good, so I went to the site, now can anyone tell me where you go to actually download Game Booster? I have spent ages on the site and though they talk about it, have rave reviews about how good it is etc etc, I can't find anywhere that you can download it!

what happened to this map/game? I loved it but for some reason people stopped playing, now it's gone

when do you get frozen hiding? this doesn't happen, you are free to move at any time, that's what makes it funny, a lamp post, dishwasher etc running around...and Freeze Tag is for girls!! (take note Stretch!!)

Love this new game play, can I make a couple of suggestions?

Hi guys, answers to each: Gorilla: checked this, defo not that as a problem. I used to get that all the time in COD2, but when I got my new PC it stopped billyblade: checked the connections etc, sound comes thru fine in speakers etc, also currently using heaset and mic as you do Labob: Only happens in game play To expand: sometimes it is all fine, other times all people hear from me is static or whooshing sounds like I'm in a wind tunnel! It it all very random. I have gone thru all the setting variations in Options (game play) and in my control panel and sound card, but nothing seems to solve it.

I am having major problems which are really beginning to P me off. I cannot get my mic to work on COD 2 or 4 now, originally this was just a prob on COD2. I have been thru every possible configuration and tonite really got fed up as nothing works at all!! Is this just me or do others have problems with mic set up? To cap it all I have just played the worst set of games ever, in one map on COD4, scored a F***ing ZERO points!! Aaarrrrgggghhhhhh I would feel a tad better if I could at least speak while playing, pressing T and typing while being killed a million times is a real pain in the ass!!!!

Drive thru cash machine "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through Cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender" MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Apply handbrake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in debit note book and place receipt in back of note book. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release handbrake. I await the incoming flak with due trepidation, especially from Kleine Hexe!!

...certainly wasn't horizontal thinking was it

Dave and his buddies were hanging out, and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them, that he couldn't go this time, because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing, and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies, arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting, at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?" "I didn't have to," Dave replied. Yesterday when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair, with a beer to drown my sorrows, because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me, and covered my eyes and said, Surprise!!" "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful, see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want!!" "So, Here I am!"

For the benifit of our American 'Cousins', the Welsh are considered the French of the UK, here is an example of why!! Enjoy!! Hope this works ..... mickvette