mickvette

MP_d2c...awful map with terrible spawning, keep spawning on top of people firing, played it twice, never again

I noticed that he got console warnings later on today, then he disappeared, does seem very strange

I know I have had this rant before, but FFS, yet again this morning, deperate to have a good game but only one other on line...yes SPECTATING, name of Frankly9000. Over an hour just sitting watching, and I know he wasn't away from keyboard as once he did start to join, then went back to spectate, I mean, what's the bloody point . Right, rant over so now chillin' so... belated Happy Christmas and have a great New Year to all at XI

glad to see lots of new maps, really liked the trench warfare one, huge!

ahhh, I wondered what was wrong when I tried to log in, whole site was a mess, thought my internet had travelled up a certain creek, minus its propulsion system ;-}

Just been on line, trying to have a proper game, is this a special camping Saturday? Ended up leaving as it was just bloody rediculous, in spectate mode for a bit, 6 players, ALL BLOODY CAMPING, none of them moved for over 5 minutes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrghhhhhhhhhh! Ended up, sorry for this, went onto steam and played Black ops, like running in treacle (mollases) but at least folks were making the attempt. Wish we had a few maps where campers blew up after a period! Anyhoo, rant over for now, hopefully a bit more action Sunday!

Does anyone else get really hacked off by 'players' who just sit spectating? I don't mean someone watching to learn the game play, but those who just sit there while you are the only player on the map! For instance this morning, for whole 20mins, 2 spectating, while I was the only one in the game map, what's the bloody point, aaaaarggghhh, wish there was a way of stepping into the spectator zone and giving them a good slap There, feel a bit better for getting that off of my chest this morning

cheers, love trying out new stuff, the Mayhem server is great fun, and love the way you can pick up stuff from dead bodies! even your own , pretty ghoulish eh?

just been on the deathrun server to have a look, tons of map downloads but it seems to be stuck on one, Piratas, just downloads it over and over again, any ideas anyone? What's this server like, not played on it yet.

Really need an admin to check out Balekvadasz, this guy has been spawn camping for months now, and yet seems to get away with it. I spectated him tonite, on one accasion, 11 minutes in the same spawn point, racking uip around 30 kills! He is really pissing a lot of people off now. When spoken to he pretends he cannot speak English, yet seems to be able to type it pretty well! Can someone please address this soon?

Love the new Mayhem maps, the speed of play, and tactics that can be used are excellent, hope more of the members get into it!

agree spectating like you describe is fine, but whats the point of those who sit in a slot, when there's nobody else, like yesterday, was itching to get in a game and all I could find was a single spectator who refused to get into the game, just don't get that at all.

getting really hacked off with people sitting spectating, when there's nobody playing! All morning been in and out of maps, no one playing, yet usually 1 or 2 spectating, what's the bloody point....aaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhh!!!!

robdevil Useless. Fake photoshop toy. PS Not funny oooops, 'bed' and 'wrong side of' springs to mind here

acemod seems to be in total meltdown now, lag and CIs all the time, and now just been on and it's stuck in bjwifi-port. Any news of a fix?

IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS. My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget... ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid. ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them... The live ones put up too much of a fight. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS. Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

aarrrrggghhh and now the new new new servers down too, stuck on Mogadishu!

any word of the ping rate problem being sorted on ace mod? I know we have been under 'attack' for a while, anything that can be done to stop it...up to and including finding the small dicked twat doing it and 'eunoching' him possible task for bigmeandean

sorry to hear of your loss Chris, condolences to you and your family

the way I'm playing at the moment got NO chance!!

thanks everyone, will pass these on to Karen

just a note to let you all know that my wife, Karen, had a succesful liver transplant, Friday Aug 5. 14 1/2 hour operation, hope to be coming home soon. Thanks to all who sent words of support etc, can't wait to get back to a normal(ish) life style after the last few years, and get fraggin' y'all

I was visited by Death yesterday and he spent an hour telling me about his new range of soft furnishings. . . I fear there may be reaper cushions.