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  1. PnBear

    HI ALL

    hi rambo.....46 now thats not old. old's when you stop playing and having fun...thats old
  2. I like it a LOT...... and for i forget..it has no CLAY and no NoobTubes.....WoOT !!! now if we had Freeze Tag
  3. PnBear

    Hello XI

    dustsoff.............dont kill the bears. sup bud glad to see ya here
  4. some people are just loud. i say on me..cause i have played with some of the people who know me. or i'll say on bear. with 16 people on a team..there can be lots of talk..but thats cool. the mute works great. but on the bright side...it work be a dry game without team talk
  5. Greed whats up..........!
  6. Learn Chinese in 1minute! (You MUST read them out loud) 1) That's not right! ................................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive? .............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See Me ASAP ..................................... Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man .......................................... Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse ......................................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the Beach? .................... Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table ................ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift ................... Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here ............................ Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet .............. Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone ..................... No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week .... Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight ............................... Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile .................... Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive ....................... Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great!............................................ ........ Fa Kin Su Pah And that will conclude todays lesson hope ya learned sum tin nu LOL!!!!!!
  7. Chemistry Lesson A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. "Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the teacher putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a door nail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher asked. Johnny, who naturally sits at the back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
  8. Things that Sound Dirty in Golf 1. Nuts! My shaft is bent. 2. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. Look at the size of his putter. 5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 6. ind if I join your threesome? 7. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
  9. Car Acronyms ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO Good Engineering Overlooked GM General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus GMC Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car GTO Gas, Tires, Oil HONDA Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... JEEP Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG Money Guzzler MGB Might Go Backwards MGF Might Go Forward MIATA My Intention Always To Accelerate MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless
  10. Monthly Card Game A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30. One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading. "Darn it woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?
  11. Bus #54 A blonde woman was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?" The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and the officer drove off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, our blonde friend is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?" The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 47th bus just went by!"
  12. welcome... Just DON'T Shoot the P N Bear
  13. One big Rule to know........ Don't shoot the Bear's
  14. thats funny...i dont care who you are
  15. ty ty ty....................... thanks everyone
  16. Freetag servers 1 and 2
  17. hey hey hey.......... just surfing by to say Hello all !! Great gameing with everyone... on the other hand my wifes ready to kill me each night . But any was.. GG's All
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