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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

I am convinced that women don't fart. They hold it in and it comes out as drama.

I am convinced that women don't fart. They hold it in and it comes out as drama.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.

Is it wrong to let your neighbor's dogs out of their backyard?

I don't understand karaoke. What makes people think they actually sound good when they sing?

Sometimes I fart just for fun

Do you ever fart yourself awake?