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There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.

The secret of the superstition about the thirteen is seated at the table, that most people have only twelve forks and knives.

If my car nice crops, he is of my wife. If there's a binge, he is of my daughter and if the petrol tank is empty, he is from me.

I love the month of May. The tax forms are on the post. The heater can back out. The garden is now of me and not more of the winter, and the Christmas rush is still seven months away

Ashamed to what they had to see the Sun during the day, go under blushing.

There is never lied so much as after a hunting party, during a war and for an election. Er wordt nooit zoveel gelogen als na een jachtpartij, tijdens een oorlog en voor een verkiezing.

Research at the University of Harvard has shown that beer contains female hormones. All tested men started after 10 pints to moan and could no longer drive with the car.

The secret of our marriage (42 years)? Twice a week we take the time to go dine: candlelight dinner, soft music and a dance afterwards. She goes every Tuesday, I every Friday

It Is you ever noticed that people never say: "it's just a game", if they win.

Ideal candidate President: he who opens his mouth only to yawning.

The difficulty with the doctor is, they'll give you an appointment for about 6 weeks, then investigate and say: "why aren't you come earlier?"

-Railways and breasts are meant for small children but it is the big men who play with it.

Once a year, thousands of our compatriots are bad, poorly dressed and poorly fed behuisd. They call that ' holiday '.