Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his den. It’s not dead, it’s just scared to move
Chuck, Arnold and sly were standing around a campfire when Sly said, I am so strong, I did most of my own stunts in the Rambo movies, Arnold said, that's nothing, I trained with real navy seals for my war movies..they both looked at chuck waiting for his story...chuck looked up and said, damn boys, your both pretty tough, then went back to stoking the fire with his penis.
Chuck Norris told a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith...then Will Smith stood up and slapped Jada!
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open after he jumped .He took it back for a refund .
I thought about chuck Norris and now I'm pregnant with his seed
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
When the boogeyman goes to bed his parents check under the bed for Chuck Norris.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Chuck Norris once swallowed four turtle eggs whole, when he crapped them out they were six feet tall and knew Karate.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
In the beginning God said "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
Once a snake bite Chuck Norris. After 2 days of unbearable pain, the snake died.
I had a dream of fighting Chuck Norris I woke up with a black eye
When Chuck Norris is skiing naked......he make 3 tracks
Superman and Chuck had a duel once and the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside forever after that.