Timmah!

....or HIV/Aids.

If certain cultures would quit draggin' shit outta the jungle & trying to eat it, the last 3 epidemics wouldn't have happened... or Ebola. for that matter.

You sayin' you run-over people every day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og7-6YubuS4

Speaking of this, my new monitor/ television as of yesterday is: https://www.amazon.com/TCL-Class-Dolby-Vision-Smart/dp/B07V4TC9V8

Sam Elliot was a perfect fit as a narrator.

...which reminded me of The Big Lebowski phrase repeated by John Goodman's character, Walter Sobchak:

We're gonna need updates. Temperature, symptoms... track the journey of this with you. You can be the Chris Cuomo of XI.

Ham-fisted attention whore?... possibly fisted by said ham?

Lol @ your sense of humour. Be well & speedy recovery to you, brother.

...touching my wiener with my off hand... it's a whole new world, I tell ya; seriously though, still delivering pizzas & making better than usual $$$. If it's a cheapskate on a cash order & they don't tell me to keep the change, I just 'accidentally' cough onto my cash as I'm counting out the change... j/k?

His name is Rudy, although it should be something like Velcro, because he's always sticking to me. He just showed up in my back yard as a kitten about 3 years ago & decided it was his home. Sweet soul.

Meh buddy:

I do not concent... to learning how to spell.

Heynow!