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Timmah! last won the day on April 19
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About Timmah!
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- Birthday 09/26/1971
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Sven35i reacted to a post in a topic: Insurgency Ban Appeal
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Whatever it was, the acceleration & agility of that lion was surprising.
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Timmah! reacted to a post in a topic: Get Yer Own, Fukker
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Lol, I got stories that, if I hadn't experienced myself, wouldn't believe upon retelling. Eg: Had a girlfriend back in the day that worked at a P0nderosa Steakhouse... one of her co-workers made extra $$ on the side moonlighting as a stripper. My girlfriend said she was interested & actually asked if I'd accompany her to her co-worker's house to watch them practice. I was thinkin': 'Wutchutalking'bout, Willis?' It was a great day.
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Dude, I'm pushin' 50. If one doesn't have at least a handful (see what I did there) of good stories by then, they're doing it wrong.
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Let's take a m0ment to appreciate a 700 lb. cat outran & tripped-up a jack rabbit. He was like: 'You're within the conus of death.'
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Timmah! reacted to a post in a topic: Get Yer Own, Fukker
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Walked in once on a conversation about my big balls, between my girlfriend & one of her friends. I was like: 'Heynow!' What was funnier was they trying to play it off. I adjusted my junk after I had passed them, knowing they were looking at me. Good stuff.
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bds1961 reacted to a post in a topic: Insurgency Ban Appeal
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You being ersatz squeamish?
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Tell ya what's also bad that's not mentioned is what I call the Bat Wing Complex that occurs during the sweltering, humid days of summer. Your J0hnson sticks to your nutsack which together gloms onto your thigh. Just a totally sweaty, sticky, uncomfortable hot mess of cramped crotchmeat claustrophobia.
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Lol. Times happen where I'm sittin' & shittin'... as the seat warms & things relax, sometimes my sack relax & takes a rudely unexpected cold dip. The struggle is real.
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Lol. There's Idiots... then there's dumbasses.
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Timmah! reacted to a post in a topic: A super special day today
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Timmah! reacted to a post in a topic: A super special day today
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Lol, if it only worked that way. That guy likes talking just to hear himself make noise. =0
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Here ya go; the man, the myth, the mean bastard, I mean Legend. Love you Dad, rest well in Valhalla:
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Don't need to read about it; my dad brought it home with him.
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Obviously they're faking it to fool the masses.