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Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

Here are some short, funny, and occasionally risqué beer quotes and one-liners in English: Funny & Witty Beer One-Liners "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." "I make beer disappear. What's your superpower?" "Trust me, you can dance." - Beer "Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean; against walls, doors, toilets…" "My pants say yoga but my soul wants beer." "I said no to beer, but it just doesn't listen."

Funny Beer Quotes from Actors “The problem with the world is, everyone in it is three drinks behind.” Humphrey Bogart “I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably.” Amanda Peet “I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one’s local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.” Peter O'Toole “I’m a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don’t get it. It smells like a girl who didn’t shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.” Mads Mikkelsen “Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.” Tallulah Bankhead “I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don’t feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.” Richard Harris “Wracked with a hangover I do my muttering over a Black Velvet, a union of champagne and stout. Don’t be swindled into believing there’s any cure for a hangover. I’ve tried them all: iced tomatoes, hot clam juice, brandy peaches. Like the common cold it defies solution. Time alone can stay it. The hair of the dog? That way lies folly. It’s as logical as trying to put out a fire with applications of kerosene.” Tallulah Bankhead “Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it.” Peter O'Toole “It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. “ George Burns “It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office. “ Shirley MacLaine “I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.” Richard Harris “Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” Arnold Schwarzenegger “If you can’t do something willingly and joyfully, then don’t do it. If you give up drinking, don’t go moaning about it; go back on the bottle.” Peter O'Toole “My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.” Tallulah Bankhead “I gave up drinking once — it was the worst afternoon of my life.” Humphrey Bogart “I don’t drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.” Richard Harris

Norm Peterson Beer Quotes Norm Peterson, a beloved character from the TV show “Cheers,” is famous for his witty one-liners and his love for beer. Here are a few quotes from Norm Peterson about beer: “Women. You can’t live with them, pass me the beer nuts.” “It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.” “After a long day, there’s nothing better than a cold beer and a warm barstool.” “Beer: my favorite food group.” “I don’t trust any man who doesn’t drink.” “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.” “Beer, it’s the answer and the cause of all of life’s problems.” “Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, waste a lifetime.” “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” “What’s the definition of ‘beer goggles’? When you wake up the next morning, and the person lying next to you is a hell of a lot better looking.”