Funny Beer Quotes
“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King
“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” – Henry Lawson
“In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Anonymous
“Beer is like the sun that brings us together.” – Unknown
“Life is too short to drink cheap beer.” – Anonymous
“Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.” – W.C. Fields
“If given the truth, [the people] can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts — and beer.” – Abraham Lincoln
“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” – Czech Proverb
“I don’t trust people who don’t drink beer.” – Unknown
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry
“Beer is a hug in a glass.” – Unknown
“Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.” – Frederick the Great
“Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.” – Anonymous
“Beer, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.” – Unknown
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” – Kaiser Wilhelm
“Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown
“Beer: the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
“Beer: helping people lower their standards since its invention.” – Unknown
“Without beer, life would be a mistake.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
“Beer is the universal language of love.” – Unknown
“Save water, drink beer.” – Unknown
“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.” – Thomas Jefferson
“Beer: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown
“Beer is the best kind of therapy.” – Unknown
“In dog beers, I’ve only had one.” – Unknown
“Beer: the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Unknown
“Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.” – Unknown
“Beer makes you feel like you should feel without it.” – Charles Bukowski
“Good people drink good beer.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“Beer is a constant proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Unknown
“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” – Homer Simpson
“Beer is the pinnacle of human achievement.” – Unknown
“Beer: a magical potion that turns conversations into memories.” – Unknown
“Beer is the reason I wake up every afternoon.” – Unknown
“A meal without beer is called breakfast.” – Unknown
“Beer: because you don’t win friends with salad.” – Unknown
“Beer: the answer to all of life’s questions, but I can’t remember the questions.” – Unknown
“Beer: the perfect blend of hops, barley, and friendship.” – Unknown
“Beer: nature’s way of telling us to take a break.” – Unknown
“Beer is like a hug in a mug.” – Unknown
“Beer is the ultimate icebreaker.” – Unknown
“Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Unknown
“Beer is the glue that holds friendships together.” – Unknown
“Beer: it’s not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.” – Unknown
“Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown
“Beer: the official currency of good times.” – Unknown
“Beer: bringing people together since forever.” – Unknown
“Beer is a constant reminder that there is always something to celebrate.” – Unknown
“Beer: the perfect blend of art and science.” – Unknown
“Beer: the elixir of laughter and merriment.” – Unknown
“Beer is the fountain of youth hidden in a glass.” – Unknown
“Beer: the nectar of the gods, crafted by the hands of mortals.” – Unknown
“Beer: it’s what’s for dinner.” – Unknown
“Beer: where good stories are brewed.” – Unknown
“Beer: the liquid equivalent of a hug.” – Unknown
“Beer: the unofficial beverage of letting loose.” – Unknown
“Beer: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown
“Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown
“Beer is a work of art that disappears after you drink it.” – Unknown
“Beer: the perfect dance partner for good times.” – Unknown
“Beer: the passport to relaxation.” – Unknown
“Beer: the silent therapist.” – Unknown
“Beer: the most important meal of the day.” – Unknown
“Beer is like a fine wine, but it tastes better.” – Unknown
“Beer: it’s like a party in your mouth.” – Unknown
“Beer: it’s not just a drink, it’s an adventure.” – Unknown
“Beer: because you deserve a cold one.” – Unknown
“Beer: the secret ingredient to a life well-lived.” – Unknown
“Beer is the ultimate wingman.” – Unknown
“Beer: the fuel for epic stories.” – Unknown
“Beer: the ultimate refreshment.” – Unknown
“Beer: the original social network.” – Unknown
“Beer: the perfect companion for good company.” – Unknown
“Beer: the ultimate source of inspiration.” – Unknown
“Beer: the language of celebration.” – Unknown
“Beer: the official beverage of happy hour.” – Unknown
“Beer: the cure for what ales you.” – Unknown
