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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. “I am,” is a complete sentence because it has a subject (I) and a predicate (am).

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!! I'll have to sleep with one eye open from now on!!!

Looks good as usual!@ I declare you the main >IDIOT< chef!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

The average person spends 2 years using their phone. We’ve heard it from adults billions of times: “You spend way too much time on that phone!” However, they may not be exaggerating. So far, the average person spends an entire 2 years on their phones throughout their lifetime.

About 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out weird sexual positions per year. Safe sex doesn’t just mean using contraception, it seems.

The thumb nail grows the slowest, the middle nail the fastest, nearly 4 times faster than toenails. Fingernails grow about 3.5 millimeters per month while toenails grow 1.6 mm on average.

Watching TV burns more calories than sleeping. But it’s not by a lot. Watching TV only burns 10% more calories than sleep.

Oh great - if I can be tongue printed now I have to watch where I put it!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

You were felt up?? How was it??

We had a 4.8 quake around 10 AM this morning. House shook twice - I live in the very Northern end of NJ - 2 miles from the Rockland County NY border - not near the epicenter - no problems from it. Until I heard about it on the news I thought @BUDMAN caused it - you know how he gets when he opens the fridge and sees nothing but Coors Light

Bees have 5 eyes. The 3 small eyes on a bee’s head detect light and help them escape from predators approaching from above. The 2 visible front eyes help them with navigation and recognizing shapes.

Slinkies are 82 feet long. Fully stretched out, Slinkies can reach up to 82 feet – or as long as 14 average-sized people.

A second is called a second for a reason. The first division of an hour is by minutes. If you divide minutes, the next measurement is by seconds. The term “seconds” derives its name from being the second way to split an hour.

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

Dedicated to @Icequeen

Good clean non-political humor

Americans eat enough burgers to circle the earth over 32 times. Americans eat an estimated 13 billion hamburgers each year, which is enough to go around the Earth more than 32 times.

7-UP is a straightforward name. When Charles Leiper Grigg created in 7-UP in 1929, he named it after the original 7-ounce bottle (7) and the direction that the bubbles go in a soda (up).

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You can’t bring a Furby to the Pentagon. Since its release in 1998, Furbies have been a staple in the toy industry. You may find them adorable or creepy, but one thing for sure is that the American government doesn’t trust them. If you’ve ever encountered conspiracy theories about satanic Furbies, you’d be surprised that Furbies are banned from the Pentagon. One of Furby’s main features is speech imitation. Since most (if not all) of the communications in the Pentagon are confidential, they can’t risk a rogue Furby leaking everything to the public. As of 1999, the National Security Agency has banned Furbies from the Pentagon.

Tell him that!!!

Bags of popcorn you >IDIOT< - this is what I,m buying