Dark Asylumn Posted December 28, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted December 28, 2010 Selling Vacuum Cleaners A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Goodmorning," said the young man."If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like todemonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."Go away!" said the old woman. "I haven't got any money!" and sheproceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushedit wide open."Don't be too hasty!" he said."Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."In addition, with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto herhallway carpet."If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horsemanure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."The old woman stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darnedgood appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." Awards
PnBear Posted December 28, 2010 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted December 28, 2010 hehehehe..........good one Awards
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