Kill3rKid Posted July 30, 2011 Member ID: 2364 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 8 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 90 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/01/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2013 Birthday: 09/11/1991 Share Posted July 30, 2011 A man says to his mate my arm hurts like heck. He said go check it out with the new medical machine in walmart. He says all u need is a urine sample. He says ok ill try it. He gets the sample and brings it to Walmart and it says he has a bruised arm. He says wow what a great machine. He wants to make a concotion to trick it. He gets Urine Samples from His Daughter, Dog , Wife and his own and mixes them. He brings them to walmart and puts them in the machine. The machine says... Your wife has a baby. ITS NOT YOURS. Your daughter has a nasty cocaine habit bring her to rehab. Your dog has worms help the dog and... Your arm aint getting no better if u play with it like that. Thanks for shopping at Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 30, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 274 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18344 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20421 Achievement Points: 134419 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 30, 2011 Not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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