NickTheGrip Posted July 30, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted July 30, 2011 A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says, "No! This is her husband!" I asked my mate when is it ok to have sex with girls? He said its legal once they leave school. Apparently after 3:30 isnt what he meant... I couldnt find the thingy that peels potatoes and carrots, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently she left me yesterday... My mate just asked me what ringtone I have. I said Ive never really looked but probably light brown.... Been sitting here in anticipation of my Penis Enlarger arriving through the post, it finally came this morning, although the package seemed a little small - When I opened it it was a magnifying glass! DAMN YOU EBAY!!! Why do women have foreheads? So men have a place to kiss them after a Blowjob Awards
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