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Have a Merry Christmas!!
Tequila Christmas Cake
Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!
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1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
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One of the few recipes that needs to be passed on

 

 

 



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jesus mother fucking christ. thats a lot of work, my favorite cake comes in a bottle marked jim beam or old gran dad.



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WHEW. Thats gonna be a wicked good cake.



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Got one

 

1+LB of good Paki Hash

1+ LB of Aunt Jemima mix

1X Egg ( Pick a country)

1 X Really awesome frying pan

 

Please call me to test the end result!

 

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Mine.... Rum and EggNog..... EggNog is optional...



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