Splinters In Her Crotch

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> Splinters in her crotch

>

> A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal

> Democrat and an

> anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

> There was a

> large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted

> a good view

> of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the

> big tree. As

> she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked

> her. In her

> haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and

> got many

> splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a

> local ER to

> see a doctor . She told him she was an environmentalist, a

> Democrat, and an

> anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The

> doctor listened

> to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the

> examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat

> and waited

> three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman

> demanded, "What

> took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to

> get permits

> from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,

> and the Bureau

> of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a

> 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm

> sorry, but

> due to Obama-Care they turned you down."

>