HarryWeezer Posted April 19, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.78 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 19, 2012 Two men were having coffee when one of them said: Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes and everything I own out my bedroom window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop and give them to the Salvation Army. Then, sell my car. Take my front door key away from me, kick me solidly in the nuts and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will. The other man said:" Wow, he really said that?" "Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said 'Dad, I've decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.' " Hemps, Dark Asylumn, Blackbart and 2 others 5 Awards
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