WiZiD Posted January 31, 2010 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 7, 2020 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Share Posted January 31, 2010 CURTAIN RODS --- PRICELESS On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods.She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.On the fourth day, the husband came back withhis new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss. Then, slowly, the house began to smell.They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for having the house.Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was,he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 th of what the house had been worth ... but only if she would sign the papers that very day.She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home .......... and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ShadowLady Posted January 31, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12874 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted January 31, 2010 That is priceless!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LiquidStool Posted January 31, 2010 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Share Posted January 31, 2010 lmao! I wonder if that's the damn curtain rods i've got here........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malificent Posted January 31, 2010 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted January 31, 2010 LMAO!!!! Nothing like the vengeance of a woman scorned! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalms Posted January 31, 2010 Member ID: 240 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 168 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 958 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 20, 2015 Birthday: 11/17/1962 Share Posted January 31, 2010 that shit is priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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