wildthing Posted December 17, 2012 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 240 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3862 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34799 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) You might be from Minnesota if… If you’re proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each Year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, You might live in Minnesota. If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Minnesota. If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, Shakopee ,Winton and Ely, you might live in Minnesota. If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Minnesota. “Vacation” means going up north past Virginia for the weekend. You measure distance in hours. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife/girlfriend knows how to use them. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups Grocery Store at any given time. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. You consider Minneapolis exotic. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your Blue spruce. Down South to you means Iowa. You actually understand these jokes, and you email a link to this post to all your Minnesota friends. Edited December 17, 2012 by wildthing Bogleg, QueenCobra, YellowSnow and 1 other 4 Awards
n00ne Posted December 18, 2012 Member ID: 747 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 194 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 87 Achievement Points: 1197 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/15/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 04:43 PM Birthday: 05/24/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 18, 2012 You tell the wife ill be back in awhile goin to check the Ice.. Awards
Boo Yaa Posted December 18, 2012 Member ID: 22349 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 766 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 4612 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 5, 2015 Posted December 18, 2012 You Minnesota guys are such rubes
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