Tron Posted February 4, 2013 Member ID: 4147 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 831 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 919 Achievement Points: 6736 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 12/07/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 4 Birthday: 07/25/1968 Device: iPhone Posted February 4, 2013 It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter from Dripping Springs, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos, Texas.Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant - much less a deer.Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.Quickly, Jake starts running back.As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get away from my deer!"Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife.And again he hears her yell, "Get the fat away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire!Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air.The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, "Okay, lady! You can have your deer, just let me get my saddle off it!" Awards
TBB Posted February 4, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20377 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22448 Achievement Points: 147309 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 4, 2013 lol - nice Awards
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