BigPapaDean Posted October 2, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1215 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6564 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4443 Achievement Points: 63753 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 13 minutes ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 2, 2013 A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?''Moses,' replied the bird.'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?''The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.' JohnnyDos and little_old_man 2 Awards
daMike Posted October 2, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Posted October 2, 2013 never was much of a dog-man. LOL Awards
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