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Twas the night before Chistmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty even the mouse

Mom's at the whorehouse, dad's smoking grass and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

Then out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be St.Nick.

He dropped down the chimney like a bad out of hell, I knew in a moment the fucker had fell.

He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He flew up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, AHHHH piss on you all and have a hell of a night!

 

 

 

 

"I just wanted to share this with everyone and to also let everyone know that I am not racist against ANY sex creed or color. Just wanted to throw that out there because of my brother the queer, LOL..!! Enjoy friends!

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