xxSHOOTERxx Posted October 21, 2014 Member ID: 21406 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/05/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2020 Birthday: 01/07/1964 Posted October 21, 2014 An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee....She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."The husband texted back to her:"I'm on the toilet. Please advise." HellKid and TBB 2
TBB Posted October 21, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23075 Achievement Points: 153271 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:34 AM Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted October 21, 2014 lol Awards
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