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Subject: a dog joke
 
Stuttering Cat - as explained by a grade 4 student ...

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl.

'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she
could say 'Fuck!', the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.


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Posted

that was cute



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that  that  was was was  aaaaaa good good one lol



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Posted

Kindda how you sound when you hear my nade launcher go puff.



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Posted

eat that pussy!!! haha

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