MadMonk2 Posted February 4, 2015 Member ID: 214 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 21 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 105 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 119 Achievement Points: 957 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 08/13/1962 Device: Windows Posted February 4, 2015 The "Crabby" Wife The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in Antingonish,Nova Scotia a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties."We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife said one Mountie."Tell me! Did you find her?" the husband shouted.The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news first."The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay.""Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 6 good-sized lobsters clinging to her."Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"The Mountie said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news first."The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay.""Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 6 good-sized lobsters clinging to her."Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"The Mountie said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." Awards
Nisty* Posted February 4, 2015 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Nice one. Edited February 4, 2015 by Nisty* Awards
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