White_Dragon Posted October 23, 2015 Member ID: 20018 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 47 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 184 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/01/1952 Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) One day at the end of Class Little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded by telling the class the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy was first to raise her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load all the baskets of chicken eggs we collected into the back of his Pickup Truck, we take them to the town Market. As we were driving down the dirt road to town he hit a big bump and most of the eggs flew out of the truck onto the dirt road and broke. The teacher asked "what is the moral of your story?", Suzy replied "Don't put all your eggs in one Basket" Little Miss Lucy went next. My dad owns a Farm too. Every weekend we place all the Chicken eggs in the incubator. This past weekend only half of the eggs hatched. Again, the teacher asked for the moral of her story. Miss lucy replied,"Don't count your chicken before they hatch". The teacher went through student story after story and finally Just Little Johnny was left. The teacher said "OK little Johnny lets hear your story" Dirty Little Johnny replied with "My Uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War, His plane was shot down over the enemy territory. He jumped out in plenty of time before it crashed, Just before he jumped he grabbed a case of beer, an M-16 with 70 rounds and his machete. while floating down he chugged his case of beer. When he landed he ended up in the middle of 100 Viet Cong. He shot and killed 70 of the Viet Cong with his M-16, But that used up all his bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more and hitting his Machete on a Bloder it broke off the blade, So he killed the last 10 with his bare hands. The teacher looked a little shocked . Then after clearing her voice she asked " What possible moral could there be from this story?" Well Dirty little Johnny Replied , "The Moral of this story is, Don't Fuck with My Uncle Ted when he's been Drinking especially when he's run out of Beer". Edited October 23, 2015 by White_Dragon L!ckALotAPus, TBB and BUDMAN 3 Awards
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