White_Dragon Posted May 8, 2017 Member ID: 20018 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 47 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 184 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/01/1952 Share Posted May 8, 2017 One Sunday afternoon at a Church bazaar two older Ladies in their 80's decided to take a 15 min break from helping at the Hot Dog stand. Wilma said I have a cigarette but I need a lite, do you have any matches Lacy? Lacy dug through her purse and pulled out a lighter. Just as Wilma finished lighting her cigarette it started to rain. Thinking fast she reaches into her purse and pulls out a rubber. Lacy Says "what are you going to do with that?" Wilma said "I'm using it as a rain coat for my cigarette" Lacy Said "OK if it works!" The next day Lacy heads to the closest drug store. Once inside the store she walks up to the pharmacist and said "Hello I'd like to buy a pack of rubbers!" The pharmacist took a double take noting this woman to be over 80 and said "Do you know what size and do you need any special colors." Lacy looking straight at the Pharmacist said "I don't care what color they are as long as they will fit over a Camel." AyaqGuyaq, TBB, JohnnyDos and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
A_Tasty_Peanut Posted May 14, 2017 Member ID: 24416 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 22 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 156 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/25/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 22, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Pharmacists reaction: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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