WolfTiS Posted June 15, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted June 15, 2010 Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my ass and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore. Awards
Dirtbag333 Posted June 15, 2010 Member ID: 876 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 89 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 423 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 3012 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/12/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 8, 2014 Birthday: 04/03/1984 Posted June 15, 2010 That is the funniest shit i've read in awhile. I don't believe it, but the imagination is brilliant ! I laughed myself to tears .
Killgore Posted June 15, 2010 Member ID: 718 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 43 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 5 Achievement Points: 303 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 2, 2013 Birthday: 05/17/1969 Posted June 15, 2010 I thought it was pretty damn funny also.
Unchileno Posted June 15, 2010 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted June 15, 2010 Thats pretty good Wolftities...I got into trouble for licking my ass once too...lmao Awards
Two-Tone Posted June 15, 2010 Member ID: 1121 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 22 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 106 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 752 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 3, 2012 Birthday: 02/17/1968 Posted June 15, 2010 lmao,as long as you dont start licking every one elses asses should keep you out ta trouble chilli
WolfTiS Posted June 15, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Author Posted June 15, 2010 LMAO at chilli and savegsam..... Awards
ShadowLady Posted June 15, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2251 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12883 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Posted June 15, 2010 I thought it may have been you were chasing cars and got struck! Nice one Tis -Shadow Awards
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