TBB Posted January 11, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20338 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22433 Achievement Points: 147095 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 11, 2021 The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey Leads the pack. “Dopey, my son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?” The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.” In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back. “Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?” The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.” This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, “Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?” “I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.” The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting... “Dopey screwed a penguin!”... “Dopey screwed a penguin!”... Awards
tinmann Posted February 6, 2021 Member ID: 3821 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 158 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 52 Achievement Points: 1050 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 11:42 PM Birthday: 04/20/1972 Device: Windows Posted February 6, 2021 LOL good one Awards
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