Dogg Posted March 20, 2021 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 06:01 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted March 20, 2021 So my son and I were at the hardware store earlier. We were getting a bike tire repair kit, and he noticed a bike compass. Commenting on it, he said “It’s working properly.” I said, “that’s because it’s not a Tate’s compass.” He looked at me funny, so I decided to give him a little history lesson. “Emmanuel Tate was an immigrant from Europe in the late 1800s. After landing at Ellis Island, he traveled all around the Americas (mostly because he could never get his bearings) with a compass he had created himself. After an arduous trek from Mexico to Canada (while looking for Detroit), Tate finally settled down in Kansas, where he founded the Tate Compass Company. Using his self-taught skills, Tate cranked out a series of compasses, none of which ever worked, often sending their users in vastly different directions than they had hoped for. Regardless of this massive inconvenience, the compasses had an almost cult following for a while, until WWI, when Prince Ferdinand’s driver was using a Tate’s to drive the monarch through town. All but forgotten now, the Tate legacy still lives on, as everybody knows that, ‘He Who Has A Tate’s Is Lost’.” GHO5T 1 Awards
GHO5T Posted March 25, 2021 Member ID: 21776 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 240 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 201 Achievement Points: 2262 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/20/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2022 Birthday: 10/09/1959 Posted March 25, 2021 I AM A TRUE IDIOT I HAD TO READ IT TWICE LOL Awards
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