RobMc Posted August 19 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 344 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6006 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9598 Achievement Points: 65536 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 152 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 19 A man and woman in their thirties meet on a dating site, fall in love and get married. They’re on their honeymoon and lying by the pool, all of a sudden the man gets up, folds his towel and lays it on his sunbed. He strolls to the high board, climbs it and runs to the end jumping into the air and doing a reverse 4 1/2 somersault in the pike position, entering the water without a ripple. He nonchalantly returns to his sunbed, picks up his towel and lies down, seeing his new wife staring at him he tells her he used to be an Olympic gold diving champion. Without a word she stands up, folds her towel, places it on her sunbed and dives into the pool and swims 400 lengths. Getting out she returns to her sunbed and lies down, ‘wow’ were you an Olympic champion too he asks? No, she replies, ‘I was a prostitute in Liverpool and I worked both sides of the river’ major-mark63 1
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