RobMc Posted October 31, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6252 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9954 Achievement Points: 67818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 31, 2025 Two Aussies on a plane for a lads fortnight in Singapore, Fred and Tony, Fred's a bit deaf. The Captain announces after take off "drinks will be shortly served by the cabin staff". The Fred asks "wos he say mate ? " Tony replies "tinnies up" ! While later the Captain announces " your evening 4 course meal will now be served". "Wos he say Tony ? " "Tuckers up" ! As they approach landing the Captain says " We will be shortly landing in Bangkok, for those of you on a gentlemans holiday we must advise you 70% of the prostitutes here have HIV or syphilis the remaining 30% have tuberculosis" Wos he say Tony ? "Only screw the ones that cough !" major-mark63 1
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