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A weekend bonus joke from Rob dedicated to Bosun

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Two Aussies on a plane for a lads fortnight in Singapore, Fred and Tony, Fred's  a bit deaf.

The Captain announces after take off "drinks will be shortly served by the cabin staff". The Fred asks "wos he say mate ? " Tony replies "tinnies up" !


While later the Captain announces " your evening 4 course meal will now be served". "Wos he say Tony ? " "Tuckers up" !

 

As they approach landing the Captain says " We will be shortly landing in Bangkok, for those of you on a gentlemans holiday we must advise you 70% of the prostitutes here have HIV or syphilis  the remaining 30% have tuberculosis"

Wos he say Tony ?

"Only screw the ones that cough !"


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