RobMc Posted November 2 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 397 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6200 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9862 Achievement Points: 67288 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 161 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 2 God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking an sex if he wants to get into heaven! A week goes past and God visits the man to see how he is getting on. "Not bad" says the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I just had to take her there and then"! "They don't like that in heaven" replies God.. The man says "They're not too happy about it in Asda either, we're banned" CW4 1
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