RobMc Posted November 2, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6252 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9954 Achievement Points: 67818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 2, 2025 God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking an sex if he wants to get into heaven! A week goes past and God visits the man to see how he is getting on. "Not bad" says the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I just had to take her there and then"! "They don't like that in heaven" replies God.. The man says "They're not too happy about it in Asda either, we're banned" CW4 1
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