Caper

Sorry we have met our numbers when it comes to members from the U.K. Please try again later. We are curently looking for more Canadians. If your status changes please feel free to ask then. All kidding aside. ADD caper1969 to your xifre. If you dont have an xfire account.. what are you waiting for. If no one will step up and sponsor, come see me.

well that was funny... I will have to try that one.

He is one funny guy.

Well with 46 post already I have no other option then to welcome Nitro to our family of IDIOTS. XFIRE: nitroenforcer

ok that was funny

WAY TO GO CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS Toronto Maple Leafs are next in line

how about I save us alot of time and just ban you now.. As you can see i am a tottal idiot with too much power... sorry that's the beer talking. For the love of JESUS have fun, we have so many servers to play in. Welcome to the clan once again.

I found another target for you..... Oh i do mean Member for you to play with. Credit xfire: credit007 Welcome to our dysfunctional family of IDIOTS. Just remeber to read the welcome letter. You need to log in every 30 days on our website in order to keep your clan member status. Posting will help others know you even better, so don't be scared to log in and post or reply to others posts.

the time has come for me to bid you the best of luck with your clan and new servers.

now you know this tounge has licked many family jewels.

fucking idiot.. giving JR a lighter.. you stupid fuck_tard. Hope you had a good time. Still don't know how you drink that shit beer. I have been saying for many years now that there is something not right in BudSr's head.

fuck that was just to polite for me. It should have been like this : Listen up you FUCK_TARDS your servers are fucking amazing, I think your all a bunch of real fucking idiots and feel that with my personality I would make a good addition to your dysfunctioal family of idiots. ( well something along them lines. ) Thanks for visiting the website, as you may notice there is alot there, hope you have had the chance to check out some of your clickable options on the website. The only advice I can give is get to know ADMS for the servers you visit. Till then have fun and enjoy all the servers we have to offer here @ >XI< Inc.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.. (Now that's more like it !) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig..) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light.. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

I know that's not killroy45 working... he must be trying to figure out how to open his beer bottle.

ULTRA STATS " We Don't Need No Stinking Ultra Stats "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh almost forgot the

there is a line in the movie STRIPES that sums this up

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE BRAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF D-DAY MEANS DRINKING DAY WELL HELL THAT IS EVERYDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a new Target .... I mean Member for you to shoot at. friuttropics xfire: fruittropics WELCOME TO THE CLAN OF THE IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the clan of the idiots..