T'was the night before Christmas when all thru the XI halls every one there had their own affair.
Some were naughty but in their own special way, but others were feisty in another old fashioned way.
If Santa only knew what was going on in those minds, then he would change his plans and just in time.
The silver plaited rifle he had for Chile would be exchanged for a blowgun.
The life time membership he had of Midget Porn for Son-of-a-bitch would become a Fleshlite as he was a wanker.
HarryWeezer's gift would be a nice tickle of his nut-sack and a call of Dye bitch!
Labobs would be a brand new un-used shift nob with a few of those special cookies I have stashed in my freezer.
He would never forget DeeJayKeg with a keg of the finest brew available.
And Blaze would be sent a life time of stationary with the finast pens in the world.
Sammy has deserved a moment of silence to sit and ponder at the thought os what theses halls are about.
Cobrabites has a hand book of How to keep an Idiot busy for 24 hours and more.
Nitro would get a heart of gold to share with whom he wants too.
codpiece has a big block of ice so he can just let it go and it will slide away!
JoeCanadian will get a used condo that was used at the annual midget porn festival.
Loader has a new keyboard that the backspace key actually works.
And Budman has a BIG FU @@BUDMAN to be left at his door!
I know you all thought I was serious about this but I did this to show you really do not know me the way you all thought you did. I also have been extremely bored this last few weeks and had to share the spiorit of the season with all you guys. I only wrote about those of you who cared enough to say something to be be it naughty or nice! Merry Christmas to you all!