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Awww, he's sweet and such a good choice! Black cats rule!

Wet a paper towel with warm water and wash his face, he will like that.

It looks good, I need mine redone!

Happy Birthday!

LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me!

It was a freaky thing, late and I was tired. My head stuffy from running the heat. (Got to do something about that). I decided to take a hot bath. Maybe open my head up some. I go in the bathroom. Get my water running and undress, then I slip into the tub. Shortly after doing so OMG I feel something on my back, it moves! OMG I'm freaking out! All I can think of is that's a huge spider! I've seen them outside the house lately! Oh fuck it moves when I turn my head! I suddenly get really still, I don't want to bite me! Then I think OMG if does and my daughter has to call EMS, I'm naked in the tub, then what the hell. I don't care, just if it bites me, they can stare all they want, won't be the first time. I don't care just as long as they get me out, turn me over and see what the hell that thing did to me! I think I should wash what I can without moving to much, by now I'm almost choking on the steam from the hot water. ( I have great hot water by the way). Slowly I move trying not to move my head to much to bathe, cause when I do it moves! Finally I'm totally freaked out and stressed to the max,(so much for a relaxing bath) I ease up and out of the tub and fuck! it moved. It's gonna bite me I know! I slowly walk over to the mirror on the door, turn to face my doom, and WHAT THE FUCK! I mean really WTF! I will be so glad when it's safe to go out and go anywhere! I need a fucking hair cut like yesterday! It was my hair! I didn't realize it was so long in the back! OMG I busted out laughing and my daughter came running, I told her about it and she laughed also. I don't normally tell others about my insanely crazy things that I do or happens but wtf if you get a laugh about this, it's all good! So I'm thinking why not start a post on crazy things we do or have done to us! So come on idiots .... It's share time!

I use Sweet Baby Rays, hickory and brown sugar.... I can eat that with nothing! mmmmmm lol

What did you use for sauce? The last of my ribs... lol covered in homemade ranch and pickles... gross huh? but it tastes good. Like BBQ salad, just no lettuce! and Banana Pudding for dessert. ... yum!

Cause I like to boil them, so they are very tender. And plus my pressure cooker and slow cooker are still on the semi trailer truck from moving. They probably will be forever since everyone is to lazy here (including myself) to unload the trailer. ps. I don't have a ladder and I can't climb into it, the old house it had a ramp going to the trailer from the side door. Here well... lol I need a ladder!

I hate hearing this and they made her do that herself...Lazy ass if you ask me, it's bad enough to have it done, but a little kid do to themselves.. just lazy on the nurses part. I hope it comes back negative and she's okay! Prayers sent!

You're such a tease! Wanna see my meat? huh.. I cooked these country style ribs today, boiled them till tender, then baked them in Sweet Baby Rays! mmmm lick your fingers good!

Thank you Sgt. Smeg and your fire companies service. I won't ever forget it.

OMG .... lol Naughty isn't the word for it! hahahahaha

Yoooooo TBB, what ya wanna talk about?

Me? lol Why no, Of course I'm innocent. Just the way you slowly handled the delicious looking meat, dripping with moisture and so tender looking, like you were teasing us with it. It made me hungry and I wanted some!