heres a good one that happend to me last year i went to amsterdam and i go thru security in america take the flight cant wait to get to my homeland of perverts and druggies and i land.. get off walk thru customs and they pull ME aside... say i look suspicuous and search me. I have no problem with this i just wanna leave and the security guard looks to me and asks "umm sir are you bringing any drugs INTO holland ?" i look at him with the dumbest face and ask him nicely "sir... why would i bring them INTO holland ? thats why im here :)" they continued to basically strip seach me right there and found nothing... nothing like being in your boxers in an airport of europeans O.O