Lunkster

Have had problems getting in and posting. Just a test after Cavey sorted out my log on.

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My nookie days are over, my pilot light's gone out What used to be my sex appeal is now just a water spout Time was, on it's own, from my pants it would spring, Now it's just a full time job to find the fuckin' thing!! It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave, When every single morning it would stand and watch me shave... But now I have got older, it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang it's little head and watch me tie my shoes...

billyblade we might make it USA vs the world.....so many haters out there. But who can blame them. We all know the "ugly American" is just an urban myth.....america in latin means "nothing but the beautiful people live here...so beat it" bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Eh? I've just run the word America through a Latin Phrase Checker and it returned the following... "A country located between Canada and Mexico settled by mostly unwanted and unwashed persons from around the globe. Also known for being full of citizens known for being loud, brash and always up for a fight - Much like a teenager after a small glass of beer"

THANK YOU to EVERYONE involved in >XI< from theSenior Admin's right down to the lovely lady who refills the coffee machine in the member's lounge

One more Brit singing up Cor blimey guv, strike a light an' let's kick some Yankee butt!!

Blind Boy Parker reporting in!!

Gentlemen. If a woman feels uncomfortable watching you masturbate do you think: A) You need more time together? She is a prude? C) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?

Boomer edit: except the center top one, when the old lunk dog is trying his best......AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Didn't get get any complaints off your missus Boomer... TOUCHE!!!

Slave & Roxy go to the salon!! (J/K - Love you really!!)

Probably way behind the times but have just discovered www.we7.com An internet radio with a difference, you tell it what you want to listen to then it plays songs in the same genre, you can skip tracks, choose different artists and the station will learn from your choices so will play more and more what you want to hear over time. Just spent the past hour listening to tracks from my youth I had forgotten about - Transvision Vamp, New Fast Automatic Daffodils, Shed7, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine... Sorry, these probably don't mean much to Idiot's outside of the UK but they were bands I loved in my formative years. Just thought I'd share the link with fellow idiots who want to listen to music they like NOT what most commercial radio thinks we want to listen to...

I had a Mark II, III and IV but got tempted by the new Focus, could be tempted back by this though... Expected release is 2013... Hang on... Lunkster's company car renewal is... 2013!! Oooooh....

VHS2 Downloading speed: 12 Ko/s then crash lol! Snap! Have had this issue since the server move, every map downloads OK but at very slow rate then once you go in game to play the game crashes...

Happy 2012 to ALL Idiots and their families!!

Found this game the other day, it's all playable online, no downloads at all. Plays very much like Diablo, as in take a quest, complete it, go back for rewards and more quests. I have spent about 6 hours in total so far and am thoroughly enjoying the game play and I must say for an internet based game it's got pretty good graphics. Anyhoo, the URL is heredur.drakensang-online.com I play on the European server but it has North American based ones too. You could always play on Euro server and look me up... My character is a Ranger called Xilunkster, maybe see some of you out there!!

LittleTooT Morris Goint to the Sgt's Mess and going to drink the best thing that came from the USA ........ Budweiser 66, then at approx 0200 will stagger home trip over the dogs give the parrot a drink, poison the fish by giving them 1 too and wake up with a banging head and a pissed wife......... ahhhhh who said hogmany wasnt fune eh LOL, next year, we are on. Spending next year in Larkhill on my AIG Course, wife staying in Canada, bring on the warm beer and fucked up local pubs!! Toot - If you are meaning Larkhill in the UK then I best warn you - DO NOT BREAK YOUR PC... Guess who fixes the pooters for the MoD there? ME!!! Also there aint many pubs round there mate, you'll be looking to Salisbury for a night out... Any hoo, before we hijack the thread, Lunk'll be online in CoD4 with a glass of red cos he's got no family near him, no real friends only XI and I'm sure some of them exist only in my imagination and maybe watching the planned 11 minute firework display in London on the good old BBC...

Best thing about Christmas? The alarm going off at 06:30 this morning and I could go back to work!!! YAY!!!!

Yep - Remember most of that over in the UK too... I can remember riding in my Mother's car, in the front, with no seat belt on!! We didn't have namby pamby laws telling us to strap in - Our strap line here came in the '80's and was "Clunk, Click, Every trip!!" We were talking about this kinda stuff at the weekend, the kids couldn't believe I would go to the woods ALL day with a pack of sandwiches and would only come home a) it got too dark to play or I got hungry... And imagine going to your friends and you walked or rode your bike?? Holy crows!! If I asked Mum for a ride to school or into town... I would walk with a hand print on my ass for the cheek of asking!!

As far as this season is going I'd have to agree and say Shane, the guy is getting way too aggressive. I would also have to second Glenn & Hershel as then I could get make a move on Maggie!! Or maybe Dale who seems a little over protective of Andrea - a little creepy sometimes the way he looks at her, is he just playing the protective father figure?. Also could someone please explain to me & my fellow Brits - WHY THE F*** DO YOU HAVE A MID SEASON BREAK?? You've already obviously made the entire season, just run the damn thing!! Why do we now have a 3 month gap?? Stupid American TV schedules... ***EDIT*** BTW - The ending to the mid-season was far too obvious... Come on, we're more intelligent than that, what a waste of time & money stringing that one out...

Welcome...

Happy Birthday everyone

Frenchi been sniffin dem raw escargot bottoms again

Thanks Rugger.