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what the fuck is right. at first was like FAR AIM 121 then as i watched it I realized it was much more serious then that. For all you haters of the flab SCREW U!!!!!!!!!!! IM A SKINY LITTLE BITCH AND THIS GUY DEFINITELY OUT RAN ME SEVERAL TIMES!!!!! Just cuz you got flad dont mean u cant run... I know i weigh about 150 pounds and im 6'2" so eat your prejudice. as for this guy dudde... u got the tools.......... do some plastic surgery yourself, it would totally be customaxed!

I know how u feel. Being in the food and beverage industry I used to tell people "If I could speed up physics I'd be working for NASA" cuz they'd bitch about there well done steak taking longer then 2 minutes to cook or something like that. That's why I will never deal with customers again. Good luck bro hope u find something that makes u happy (in pants) aswell as your wallet. oh and what u said about having "world" of friends here is absolutely true. Don't know what I would do without all you XTREMEIDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously I tell my friends and family about you like you were right there by my side. Cuz no matter what 1 or 2 of you usually is. TY XI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True Romance. Only good christian slater movie ever made. Besides KUFFS. But its got an all star cast of actors from Christopher Walken and Samuel L. Jackson to Patricia Arquette. Not one for the kids though kinda violent in some parts and lots of "bad" langauge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlQrNJdlbo?

shook my nerves and rattled my brains.

LMFAO I AGREE WITH TOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO you know your a fucking NERD when your favorite out of all of those pics is the chick with the 16 bit NINTENDO draped over her TA TAS! lmfao and she's playing ZELDA OMG thats so hot I will be back in 30 seconds....

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! LOL i saw the subject and thought u guyz were talking about a SEX CHANGE OPERATION!!!!!!!!!! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I could only dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME DAY KILLROY SOME DAY!!! LOL jk

hell yeah and the dollar is worth about as much as ENRON stock so I'll hop the border into the US and buy shit then go back to Canada! LOL

I agree with gorilla. LittleTooT if thats true I'm moving to Canada. 1500-2000 $ a month fuck yeah and i'll just send it to my bank here and if I get kicked out thats okI'll move back to the states. I can translate canadian to english. Anymore people don't care about country its all about the money. How did scareface's friend put it "once you got the money den you got dah power and once u got dah power den you get the girls"

LMFAO Look its Beverly Hills Cop I, II and III Some people might think this is bad parenting. They don't notice none of the fingers are on the trigger.

LMFAO awesome ted! Jesus christ gorilla I'mm commin to stay at your place in 2012! As for gun control thats what your index finger is for.

I've posted enough on politics. All I can say is that "its one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."

If we want really cheap labor why don't we just bring back slavery? That will solve the unemployment problem for a lot of people in the USA.

Nice pics! JEALOUS! photobucket.com is where i throw all my pics RuStY and I just link them here. So at Mira Mar do they blast the TOPGUN anthem 24/7 ?

LMFAO cant stop watching

4 systems dread? shit can I have one...?

A fucking pilot you racists! LOL First time someone told me that joke I felt terrible

here is a link to the new Arizona Law http://www.azleg.gov/legtext/49leg/2r/bills/sb1070s.pdf couldn't find a plain text (ascii for the nerds) version. There is an HTML version though. I don't like the law because if your human being you could be considered "reasonable suspicion." When the state accuses a citizen or any person for that matter of a crime they have to convene a grand jury of our peers and conclude that there is enough evidence for the state to charge u with a crime. INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. the burden of proof is on the state and if ANY law enforcement agency came up to me and asked me for my papers I'd tell them to kiss my ass I haven't done nothing wrong unless breathing is considered a crime. Now if I have a tail light out or I give them a reason like I smell like weed - again cops have no right to investigate you unless you committed a crime or are possibly linked to a crime in progress such as a bank robbery and u just so happen fit the description sucks for u but they have the right to investigate you until they find the guilty party - to pull me over while giving me a ticket they have JUST CAUSE to question you about almost anything. DON'T GIVE THEM ANY CAUSE TO TALK TO YOU AND THEY LEGALLY CANNOT. EXCEPT IN ARIZONA. JUST WANTED TO ADD THAT I AM NOT ANTI-POLICE OR ANTI-LAWENFORCEMENT I AM ANTI-CRIMINAL COPS ARE HUMANS THEY MAKE MISTAKES BUT WE HAVE TO HOLD THEM TO A HIGHER STANDARD BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO LEGALLY TAKE AWAY SOMEONES FREEDOM AND IF THEY GET THAT WRONG THATS A BIG FUCK UP.

Good stuff peoples. We all care about eachother. Lot of views on stuff but thats life. TED is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ABOUT THE "RULE OF LAW" Quick example: I love smoking weed and don't think it should be ILLEGAL but I am willing to face the music and goto jail if I GET caught. It sucks and I disagree with it but thats the law and If i really wanna change it then I'd have to start a movement but being a lazy stoner I just play games instead LOL FIX TO IMMIGRATION: watch "THE GOD FATHER" When he came to america it was simple they wrote down your name in a LOGBOOK at Ellis Island gave you an ID card and off you went. I hate it that we have to cater to immigrants that complain about the legal process who want in or the pro immigration movements (NOT ALL JUST SOME) and rallies in the streets that have MEXICAN flags. I know alot of 2nd and 3rd generation Europeans that there grandparents would scold there kids because they talked in there native tongue, they would say "we are american now you speak english." They didn't leave there culture behind they just ASSIMILATED it into the AMERICAN MELTING POT of CULTURES. WTF if you would go back to your country and work at it for a while it would be just as great if not greater then our country, and we're not perfect we got a lot of work to do STILL, like my grandpa after fighting in WW2 he was homeless, lived on a river bank for 2 years after surviving that terrible war thats a huge fucking problem in my book and something like 40% of our homeless are veterans of foreign wars WTF to this day! Having to make available a translator and to demand that the forms and immigration documents be in every langauge is just plain RUDE your already an UNINVITED DINNER GUEST AND NOW YOUR BITCHING ABOUT THE STEAK THERE SERVING? WTF or that it takes TOO LONG! If its so inconvenient stay where you are we got enough lazy ass Americans as it is we don't need someone who can't fill out a form cuz its inconvenient, LONG and expensive process. Now for the people that immigrate legally and feel screwed cuz other people take the ez route and just hop the border good that u did it that way but this is America nothing is FAIR in this country but we try to be. Parents used to tell me "sticks and stones may brake my bones but words will never hurt me" when ever I would whine and cry about bullies at school. As long as we can agree to disagree and have fun play our games, let bygones be bygones (is that spelt right?) everyone just live there lives don't fuck anyone else over we'll be fine but thats not reality. I think we got it really good especially this dialogue we're having right now. Some older people tell me "what the fuck have you done" tell me i'm "all talk" "you didnt help build this country" yeah there right I was born with everything you could ask for in a country already done and built. But I am just trying to keep it the way it is and talking and expressing my opinions is all I can do. I really don't know anything else that I can do. Lets keep this nation FREE

LFMAO you'se guys! LOL

OMG WHAT THE FUCK! I read some of your posts and it scares me.... Saying "if you aint got nothing to worry bout why you scared" REALLY ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOOUS PEOPLE.... WHAT ABOUT PRIESTS STOP THEM CUZ THEY COULD BE CHILD MOLESTERS, OR GAMERS BECAUSE THEY COULD BE HAVING CONVERSATIONS ON THE INTERNET THATS DETRIMENTAL TO SOCIETIES WELL BEING OR HOW BOUT PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEY MIGHT RUN A RED LIGHT OR JAY WALKERS! WE GOTTA NAIL THE POSSIBLE JAYWALKERS!!! IF THEY HAVE FEET THEY COULD BE JAYWALKING STOP THEM ASK THEM FOR PAPERS!!! NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT CARE WHAT U LOOK LIKE OR WHERE YOUR FROM UNLESS YOU COMMIT A CRIME FIRST OR THEY HAVE EVIDENCE THAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME NO GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY IN THE USA HAS THE AUTHORITY TO STOP YOU. EXAMPLE WHEN THEY DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO WRONGLY STOP YOU: SAY YOU ARE DRIVING YOUR CAR AND YOUR PULLED OVER BECAUSE A ROBBERY WAS IN THE AREA AN YOUR CAR AND U MATCHED TH DESCRIPTION THATS WHEN THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO STOP U THATS REASONABLE SUSPICION! NOT A REASON THEY CAN STOP YOU: BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING HUMAN BEING AND U MIGHT BE HERE ILLEGALLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT PRECRIME LIKE IN THAT GAY AS TOM CRUISE MOVIE. OH YOUR HUMAN AND THERE WAS A CRIME IN THE AREA ROUND UP ALL THE HUMANS. IF YOU WANT LAWS LIKE THIS MOVE TO CHINA AND YOU WILL FEEL SAFE FUCKIT MOVE TO RUSSIA WHERE THEY STILL TO THIS DAY HAVE CLOSED CITIES WHERE PEOPLE ARE NOT PERMITTED TO LEAVE FOR REASONS OF "NATIONAL SECURITY" FUCK PEOPLE STOP SCARING ME AND I WILL STFU READ THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION PLZ I IMPLORE YOU. DONT JUST SAY " WELL I CAME HERE LEGALLY AND THAT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO RE WRITE THE CONSTITUTION BECAUSE I AM PISSED OFF THAT THE PEOPLE, THE CITIZENS AND I WAS SO FUCKING LAZY THAT I DIDNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE IMMIGRATION PROBLEM UNTIL IT STARTED PROBLEMS FOR ME" WHAT A BUNCH OF SELFIOUS ASSHOLES AYE TO BE CONTINUED IM SURE. EMAIL ME: [email protected] HOPEFULLY WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS BULLSHIT ITS ALL A SMOKE SCREEN SO THE GREEDY ASS BANKERS AND POLITICIANS CAN STEAL THE WEALTH FROM THE REST OF US. POLITICS AND BANKING CONTROLS 60 % OF THE USA'S GDP... WTF I THOUGHT WE HAD MONOPLY LAWS... OH YEAH THERE FOR THE POOR... AND WE GET THE FAKE MONEY MEANWHILE THEY GET THE GOLD AND JEWELS....NOT THAT IT MATTERS... KING TUT HAD GOLD AND JEWELS AND HE'S STILL DEAD FIN AGAIN 2012 PLZ BE REAL DISCLAIMER: PAY NO ATTENTION TO ME IF YOUR JUST JOKING OR BEING SARCASTIC. IM NOT TALKIN BOUT ANY OF YOU. BUT IM A POLITICAL JUNKY AND I GET A VIRTUAL HARD ON STICKING IT TO THE MANN.... SRY BUT I SPEAK MY OPINION SOMETIMES IT SOUNDS LIKE IM TALKIN SHIT ON AN INDIVIDUAL AND IM NOT JUST TALKIN SHIT ON ALL OF US IN GENERAL. ITS ON BIG SHIT SANDWICH AND WE ALL HAVE TO TAKE A BITE.... DAMNIT TED lol

OH and for all u non racists lmfao GO take a fucking anthropology class at your local community college. There are only 3 races CAUCASOIDS, NEGROIDS and MONGOLOIDS! Call me a racist fuck you Im mutli racial in todays terms... In reality I am MULTI NATIONAL! mexicans are not a race its a nationality... I mean really can u be racist against americans or swedes or vietnamese or madagascarans (I apologize to the people of madagascar) or NIGERIANS (from niger, pronounced something like NIGH-jeer) are we really hell bent on arguing for 30 thousand more years about how much more sun someone else got because they live in a sunny part of the world.... Evolution... ok lets not go there. but we evolved the way we did because of it. Hence CAUCASOIDS (light skinned very little melatonin) to the NEGROIDS (dark skinned cuz of lots of sunlight.... AKA egypt) and MONGOLOIDS (asians, JAPAN, blah blah blah) sry but its true... PROUD TO BE BORN IN THE USA OF MULTINATIONAL PARENTS!!!!!! NOW GO FEED THE 40% of the HOMELESS THAT ARE VETERANS OF FOREIGN WARS! or whatever makes u sleep at night im not really this angry... Some call me racist... I'd have to say they are correct, I hate the HUMAN RACE! disclaimer: i have many races my blood so please if u want more of what I think call me a racist and you'll make yourself look like a moron trogolodite that u are. RACE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIN COLOR! its fucking 1 chemical in the human body that reacts with sunlight more or less in some people! In todays world where all the races are not "STUCK" at or on one place in the world we are also changing *coughEVOLVING*COUGH* cough cough I mean its not like we are evolving like the flu virusses... cough*evolution*cough* or mutation WTF ever u wanna call it SHIT CHANGES except HUMANS we're fuckin stupid!!! glad that 2012 is coming up I got my kegorator ready plenty of WILD turkey and cocaine for that event! FIN

FUCK POLITICS FIRST OFF!! IT IS NOT LIFE!!!! WORLD OF WARCRRA... I MEAN COD2 IS LIFE!!! SECOND..... GOOD JOKE TED!!!! LMFAO THIRD DO WE REALLY STILL NEED TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION..... ANSWER YES! ITS AMERICA 2 steps forward 3 steps back AND BAM THE CAPSLOCK KEYGETS STUCK AGAIN! Humanity is like a FRACTAL we keep getting larger and larger but the outcome is the same! damn YOU PHUCKITMAN WHAT DID U DO TO MY COMPUTER! HAVE FUN KILL NAZIS OR WHATEVER IS IN THE NEW FPS'S THESE DAYS! XI 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAY WE START OUR OWN NATION!!!! RUGGER FOR PREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want a spot on the IDIOT COUNCIL!!!! whats that in his left hand???? nothing just a lil known document the US CONSTITUTION... JUST LIKE AA KEEP IT SIMPLE!

omg I thought you were gonna be atc. Gratz dude! Good luck on the test! I'm taking the private pilot knowledge test this friday. omfg how many idiots we got in the aviation biz? god help us! LOL skypilot, av8or are pilots im gonna be a pilot in about a month or 2 and yer gonna be A&P fuck we should start our own airport or something LOL have the runway config read from the sky: X I LOL