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I dont know whether he hacks or not, but my opinion is he doesnt only because he is good on some maps and others he doesnt do as well. Everyone has good days and bad days, and we all have maps that we do good on and maps we flat out suck at. Not to mention most of how well you do has to do with who else is on your team, if you have a good team that communicates and is competant and you dont have to constantly stop and thaw people out thus getting low kill numbers. Your ping, and the quality of your pc versus others. a persons play style ie camping, run and gun, noob toobing there are so many different factors . I,m been drinking and just rambling, but oh well, i lost my train of thought, afk grabbing another few shots of Jack Daniels Gentleman Jack :PAs far as aimbots, if he was using aimbots, he wouldnt die as much as he does some folks are more cautious and hang back utilizing cover and some run around like me jumping and diving and running around like a midget with Attention deficit disorder

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf . One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked hilm again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again. He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?' He said, 'I'm NOT happy, my balls itch!!!

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... And indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'. After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren 't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.

Bessie

Sniper maps suck in FT because its hard to actually win a round without going the full 15 minutes per round, who wants to stay on the same map for 45 + minutes waiting for someone to walk in front of my sites so i can get a kill. I guess if you could say.. limit the sniper maps to rounds lasting 5 min each wouldnt be so bad. So my suggestion would be to limit the sniper maps to less time so some of the non run and gunners can enjoy the safety of hiding, err camping, errr i mean defending their positions

Speaking of useless maps, sps_forta and mp_el are in that category (yawn)

This is 2011, bettys are obsolete and so out of date and style, who uses bettys anymore, like omg !! /grins at chili

Wasnt sure which area to post this, but its true To All My Valued Employees, There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a Back Story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last year’s Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't see is the BACK STORY : I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was converted into an office so I could build a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you. My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove an old Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have time or finances to play or date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the discount stores My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into this business. So, while you physically arrive at the office at 8am, mentally check in at about 10, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the car, the vacations... you never realize the Back Story. You never think about my retirement funds, my savings accounts, my future means of living that I invested into the company that employs you. Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bailout all the people who didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed for. Yes, business ownership has its benefits but the price is steep and risky. Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit. Let me tell you why: I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and Use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. I spend my time as an unpaid government worker - filing out tax forms. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch. I have no government benefits free of charge either. The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 15 people good paying jobs, purchases product, and serves the economy with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant again waiting for her next welfare check, or an unemployed man who would rather stay on unemployment benefits and a food stamp card? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country. The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded for only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree .... which is why your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the "Washington Black-Hole", I would have spent it by hiring more employees, purchasing new equipment and vehicles, and generating substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now. When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? No, you defibrillate his heart. Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth. So where am I going with all this? It's quite simple. If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. You and your coworkers will no longer be employed here. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem anymore. Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship. So, if you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about.... Signed, THE BOSS "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."Margaret Thatcher

The primary strategy in freeze tag is to push the enemy back to spawn and keep them dead. If spawn killing was not allowed, the map would last the full 15 min per round, which would take forever. Lots of folks think this is cheap, in a way it is, BUT if your spawn location is taken over by the enemy, and you are able to sneak out without getting killed and get your team all unthawed, it goes a long ways to show your skill, patience and discipline. You will be hailed as a hero like Damit, Twizzledick (spelling correct ? ) unchileano (brown nose.exe /on) ....and a few others

UnChileno Cant help it in there Criss..is just the way the MOD is...We spawn on top of each others..wich is not bad if u think about it..I had a guy spawn between my LEGS once... I still remember that day as if it was yesterday... lmao you need therapy chili

congrats on adm position Damit you old coot

Bump

I agree , using that word makes you sound smart

some of the classics nice

LOL Damit, you and chili are about the only few that have the ability to knife with any skill, most of us try and miss even when 1 foot away so thats not a vaild method lmao. Oh and hey Chili,if you can give me some pointers on how to successfully knife someone, Ill give u some tips for run and gun which you hate so much (grin)........ waits for the flaming

Thanks for the replys, as far as a map being so bad to post it in here, the current maps arent horrible its just that a few of them are less desireable to the majority. Some players like them or dont mind them and still want to play them but the majority will vote to rotate to next map or a specific map. My question was, Is calling a vote for a different map or a specific map that the majority of people agree to play acceptable. Will I get in trouble for calling a vote to change the map when others ask me to change the map. Mind you, I dont just callvote on every map I personally dont like, as not everyone cares to run and gun, and some like sniper sort of maps. I just want to know if there is a specific rule that does NOT allow me to be able to call a vote. I would think that if a map starts that most of the players dont care for, that we would be allowed to callvote a different map to keep the server population up. Owens

Hey all, One of our XI members just informed that we are NOT suppose to callvote to rotate a map even if the majority of players want to change. If most of the players dont like a map in rotation and would rather leave to another server until the current map is done, wouldnt it make sense to allow an XI member callvote to change map rather than have players leave the server ? Can the admin please let me know if there is validity to the claim to not callvote by xi members please. Owens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCOIeYSwbXs

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.' 'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.' ---------------------------------- An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.' ----------------------------------- While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked.. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied 'You'd never get it all in one.' He's still in intensive care. ----------------------------------- And, my favorite is: The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the preacher and calmly said, 'Well......she's there.'

I am sorry for your loss Shamu. Your family will be in our thoughts and prayers. Owens

The server stats are now reset weekly ? Owens

Nice to see you post Mr Merlin See ya in game *frozen im sure*

Hey Andy, Welcome, Was trying to think of a new nickname, but figured badmofo would prolly come up with something better lol