FreakAnso

Happy New Year to all of you....All my best wishes for the upcoming year!
 
With love from Montreal.

Happy New Year to all of you....All my best wishes for the upcoming year!
 
With love from Montreal.

See you soon on the battlefield [emoji1]

See you soon on the battlefield [emoji1]

I suggest you get the BF4 Premium Edition. You get ALL the expansions with it for free and a lot more....
The standard edition get boring after a while and most of the servers run maps randomly from all the expansions.
 
It is on sale right now on Origin for $29.99.
 
https://www.origin.com/en-us/store/buy/battlefield-4/pc-download/base-game/premium-edition

I am downloading it now.... went on ahead and bought the 14.99 game too....

I will agree with Oddjob the maps are way way way too big, you almost need 128 players to play. Its nice scenery and some great places to snipe from. But ya that's bout all its good for is sniping and dmr!

 
I am not a fan of the new DLC.  The maps are way too big, the hover tank looks ridiculous on the battlefield..  I thought snipers and DMRs were bad in Naval Strike.  They can be fun with 64 people, but something tells me in a month from now, all 4 of these new maps are going to be a population killer for a server.

I think that you still need to Basic BF4
cost 14,99$ key
here link https://www.origin.com/en-us/store/buy/battlefield-4/pc-download/base-game/premium-edition
otherwise this is not successful install game
and the BF4 Premium Edition key for all maps

 
Full premium game on sale: https://www.origin.com/en-us/store/buy/battlefield-4/pc-download/base-game/premium-edition#details
 
Their pricing is kind of stupid, premium membership costs the same as the full game with premium. Anyways... for those who have been waiting.
 

Laptops should be secondary computers. Always have a PC as the primary and back up the contents of the laptop once a week onto it. Not that laptops are inherently bad. Only that I cannot easily get into it and replace or upgrade failing parts. Otherwise people are beholden to whoever made it to fix it.

Thanks for stopping by CF-NBA. Always a pleasure playing with you!

Hi everyone,
 
[foXI] CF-NBA here! Played BF4 with couple the clan members and it was a great experience, so here i am.
 
 
 

1. Hippocratic oath, a medical technician has to apply the line, but they aren't the one to trigger the injection 
 
2. they need to be locked before the grand opening and after they close out 
 
3. intergalactic fishing, catch and release of course 
 
4 if you buy car care at a supermarket you likely have rats in your car 
 
5. murder suicide threat 
 
6. yes, but the opposite of their intended role 
 
7. a land 
 
8. love at first feel 
 
9. because it's 42, you need a math book 
 
10. because pianer is awkward 
 
11. if they existed they shouldn't have them 
 
12. potato  
 
13. to confuse people learning english 
 
14. for fun 
 
15. why is W the only letter with 2 syllables 
 
16. you don't, you lose the invisible pen before that happens 
 
17. gotta make sure they reach their destination 
 
18. just use an artificial stake  
 
19. longer than a bit but shorter than a length 
 
20. let them learn from their mistakes  
 
21. there's a Venn diagram of overlap 
 
22. "i'm here for the concert" 
 
23. nah, macrohard 
 
24. it would be too heavy to fly 
 
25. because everything tastes like chicken 
 
26. irony 
 
27. http://x3.fjcdn.com/comments/But+when+you+circle+the+0+don+t+you+just+make+_682d709ffe90dbfc707472cc2944ae6f.jpg 
 
28. because people try to rush through slow traffic 
 
29. because a third of a second is a sixth 
 
30. because you fall asleep at night, morning breaks your happy dream time 
 
31. because idiot proof bottles would sell less 
 
32. because snow floats 
 
33. because windows 95 was bad 
 
34. to concentrate 
 
35. because until night it has only been morning, afternoon and evening 
 
36, lemon juice adds extra flavour, while dish washing liquid uses the rinds, the song was adapted from twinkle twinkle little star 
 
37. because they want you broke so they can make money 
 
38. nothing
  39. it used to be about "divine witness" now it's a crime to lie under oath 
 
40. burnt hair stinks and is unappetizing  
 
41. yes, a big ass horn to people can see and dodge your dodge 
 
42. everything 
43. succeeded at failing 
 
44. yes, but you are too, for telling a joke to trees 
 
45. yes 
 
46. because it was made in the act of building 
 
47. it makes stuff stick to the lips 
 
48. who says you can't? 
 
49. zombles 
 
50. to show his agility  
 
51.because they are putting the theory they learned into practice 
 
52. myth, many holidays were changed from what they used to be to the current date like president's day 
 
53. it does, but it's also not dried yet 
 
54. he's a hairless freak 
 
55. they would need to be able to skate 
 
56. not sure it works like that 
 
57. because psychics are fake 
 
58. because even is better 
 
59. irony 
 
60. because it became easier to string ropes around a square 
 
61. because they are paying a penalty 
 
62. because brassieres is plural and panty is singular 
 
63. because it's a function of how it interacts with light 
 
64. because work sucks, otherwise it would be called a hobby 
 
65. you'd get a pasta hole 
 
66. you can wave to a fan club 
 
67. designated drivers, and they can get paid for tow contracts 
 
68. pink <
 
69. no body no crime 
 
70. disoriented oriental 
 
71. soylent thins are made of people 
 
72. he has a war wound and a story 
 
73. murder suicide attempt 
 
74. Thor 
 
75. to throw off his enemies 
 
76. they are efficient at it, and need the fat for the cold 
 
77. it's a size 
 
78. no 
 
79. cut the lid open, leaving the seal intact 
 
80. iron and steel 
 
81. it's demanding to see the next game 
 
82. water and dead skin cells cause bacterial and fungal growth 
  83. the wise guy isn't wise enough 
 
84. i don't have a valuable comeback for this one 
 
85. because a liqueur license doesn't allow you to drive 
 
86. so they have time to google you 
 
87. because they are evil government creations like towelie 
 
88. convenience, mickey is a mouse but they have mouse infestations, maybe some species evolved with similar less developed cousins  
 
89. because you aren't cooking it fast enough 
 
90. wizards did it 
 
91. when you waste time 
 
92. better question, how does teflon stick to itself? 
 
93. for the same reason people buy bottled water, because it's there 
 
94. some cars are cargo and some ships are shipped 
 
95. insanity 
 
96. the ninja secrets 
 
97. a shirt is part of a suit 
 
98. they are 2 pants combined in the middle, but the zipper only unzips part of the way 
 
99. so you can use it to cover you face if you have to use the bathroom after someone else 
 
100. because it moves faster than normal sand 

Captain Drac This is called an introduction ? You Idiot! Since you have failed to give us any useful or incriminating info or pics you will now have to answer this short questionnaire 
 
Thanks, Xtreme Idiots
 
1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection? 

2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door? 
 
3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race? 
 
4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket? 
 
5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 
 
6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? 
 
7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 
 
8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'? 
 
9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary? 
 
10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? 
 
11. Did Adam and Eve have navels? 
 
12. If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? 
 
13. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway? 
 
14. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? 
 
15. Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it? 
 
16. How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink? 
 
17. Why do kamikazes wear helmets? 
 
18. Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart? 
 
19. How long is a piece of string? 
 
20. What’s the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head? 
 
21. Are shart* and skid marks** caused by the same thing? 
 
22. At a movie theatre You are asked, “ Hey, what are you doing here?” 
 
23. Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft? 
 
24. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? 
 
25. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 
 
26. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 
 
27. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? 
 
28. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 
 
29. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? 
 
30. Why is it that night falls but day breaks? 
 
31. Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles? 
 
32. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 
 
33. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"? 
 
34. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? 
 
35. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day? 
 
36, Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemonsWhy is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? 
 
37. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 
 
38. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
 

  39. In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? 
 
40. Instead of wasting time hunting andcooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? 
 
41. If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn? 
 

   

42. If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it? 
 
43. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 
 
44. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? 
 
45. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? 
 
46. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 
 
47. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? 
 
48. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 
 
49. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 
 
50.Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? 
 
51.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 
 
52. Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays? 
 
53. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 
 
54. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 
 
55. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? 
 
56. Why don't they just make food stamps edible? 
 
57. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 
 
58. Why get even, when you can get odd? 
 
59. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 
 
60. Why is a boxing ring square? 
 
61. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony? 
 
62. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? 
 
63. Why is clear considered a color? 
 
64. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? 
 
65. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? 
 
66. If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? 
 
67. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? 
 
68. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? <
 
69. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? 
 
70. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 
 
71. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scoutcookies made out of? 
 
72. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? 
 
73. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 
 
74. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? 
 
75. If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? 
 
76. If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? 
 
77. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 
 
78. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? 
 
79. If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it? 
 
80. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? 
 
81. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there? 
 
82. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 
 

  83. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? 
 
84. Why do you feet smell and your nose runs? 
 
85. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? 
 
86. Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic? 
 
87. Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries? 
 
88. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 
 
89. Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice? 
 
90. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 91. If I save time, when do I get it back? 
 
92. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? 
 
93. Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up? 
 
94. Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo? 
 
95. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? 
 
96. Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them? 
 
97. Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag? 
 
98. Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? 
 
99. Why do they make scented toilet paper? 
 
100. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?