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hxtr

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  1. i agree phrog... but i thought you were going to say some ass called you a hacker... hahahaha I play so much better with ear buds on. Lets you hone in on someone.
  2. Can you say anger managment? yea gab.. round 7:35 or so.. I thought I seen God... or him thinks he's god. at 13:35... WOW.. i should have pulled out my Glock and put 10 bullets in you... I hope Karma is what he eats for breakfast and maybe when he is done eating... his asshole will fall off.
  3. You should enjoy this..... do you see the connection/love. I am more amazed at the Dolphin... looks like both are attention hounds but a beautiful things in all regards. http://www.slothster.com/2352-Cat-On-Boat-Plays-With-Dolphins.html
  4. You almost think he is gay.. but way to good looking for something like that. Plus look at all the hot chicks in the background. Bet he fucked them all.
  5. GorillaXI My favorite pic of my old gal Patty. Damn I miss those days..... my day is coming soon for my two as well Gorilla.... both around 14... sucks cuz now I cant see them much at all. Im tired of losing my dogs. I know you loved you dog bro... I remember you yelling for her to shut up.. hahahaha
  6. 2_MANY_BEERS Labob Has he ever caught a bad guy ?? WOW Just the ones that that are driving like he was. LOL Well if he ever wants to catch Beers... he will need a damn rocket launcher. Just that bike alone wont cut it.
  7. I heard the word Fresh.... what we talking about? I love fresh things. Wow i just censored myself AGAIN.. that is happening more and more lately. But what I wanted to say was sooooooo funny.... to me.
  8. PimpedOutPete GorillaXI PimpedOutPete Do take a samich from Hx.. It probably have "dick cheese" on it..hahahaha.. LOOOL, That's because he can't keep his pinky out of his pee hole..... Dam degenerate... Hey i dont do that.. Dollardogg was the one who said he sticks his pinky in HIS pee hole.. WTF!!! Dont put me on that boat.. i'm already sinking on my own.... dicks!
  9. Dark Asylumn WolfTiS Ferret hxtr Dark Asylumn yeah I can see this. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite water dish Allllllllllllllllllmosttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if I could do that.. i would never leave the house............ Well, pet him first and give him a milk-bone.... maybe he'll let ya. LMAO at Ferret. Maybe he would if Dark was that nice..... If you wanna play with my dogs nuts be my guest, but dont blame me when you have a 180lb dane that just WONT leave you alone lmao I am going to take Dark's advice here.... not messing with a great danes sexuality.... we will leave that to Rugger. .
  10. me.... and the rest of you.. all of you. all of us... we are all idiots except Ron Paul!
  11. Dark Asylumn yeah I can see this. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite water dish Allllllllllllllllllmosttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if I could do that.. i would never leave the house............
  12. hxtr

    Idiots

    GorillaXI Thanks my friend. I endorse this message. Some how I got some porn medal.... and that is just not right! WHO is responsible for medals around here?
  13. we will watch this again and again.. this is way to funny.
  14. BudSr man mr's Rugger stayed with ya that long. LMAO tell her i still love ya more. have fun wish i could be there for the fest but that FUCKING nascar in michagan shit fucking me up. have fun and give the old lady a hug from Bud. hey bro don't tell her this but play this tone for her ya may get LAID. LOL. So you saying we cant get into trouble together.. because of some fucking NASCAR race.. FUCK YOU BUD!!!!!!!!!!!! we got a party lined up and DAD will be gone for a week and a half. That is a party not to miss Bud. But be a pussy and go watch peeps make left turns and watch all the hot nascar chicks... and drink all the fucking bud you can watching left turns and chicks.... we wont miss you............. much.
  15. I have watched this 4 fucking times..... and it gets funnier and funnier..... going to kill culture but if you dont care why should I. Funny is funny.. and this shit is funny. And.. this is new.................................... not old.
  16. LtLaszlo Our "pampered pet" Rosy agrees with the dog dairy. On our sofa...her favorite thing!! I love dogs.. they are the shit. Post more pics of your dogs.... I got a few. As for cats.. fuck cats. Save it for another post.. hhahahaha i am so joking. I had a cat I rescued and hid him for 2 weeks.. he was the shit so damn loving. I had to give him up because.... well anyway his new house he ruled and died early 2000.. he had a great home. For animals.. that is all that matters. I am just glad I found him.
  17. yea right!!!!!!!
  18. WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES..... Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat 's Daily Diary... Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must tr y this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
  19. Blackbart I don't want no samich...I know where your hands have been...LOL... Trusty me Bart.. i wear a condom.I know where his hands have been.
  20. well this post is going no where... i only see one person posting.
  21. Ruggerxi - HI my name is Rugger and I am an Idiot Just a quick note on my status for the next week and a half. Week and a half... PARTY TIME GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The boss is going out of town.. tell all your friends. Rugger I promise that the other admins will clean up any messes we make while you are gone.
  22. they said at the end.. if you take a training course.. you can ride just like that.. hahahaha yea right.. that was a super pig. Not a normal pig.. a super one. Not that their is anything wrong with being a pig. Bad ass video Gman.... i was just waiting for him to slip up. Maybe next time.
  23. crackxi happy bday big boyyy..thought id get u somethin special..get ur rocks off ... he might be 2 young for ya...but we wont tell What I want to know Crack is where the fuck did you have to go to got get this picture. I am sure many to choose from.. but you had to choose. I know I am sick.. but you are plane fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday Bob!!!!!!!!!!! i can tell Crack REALLY loves you.
  24. GorillaXI - PAY UP BITCHES!!!!! This is my 2000th post. That means my services just doubled. HXTR, it will now cost you $40 for a hand job. $40..... Paper will still do it for $20. Granted his hands are rougher than yours... but $40... fuck that. 2000 fucking posts.. and you have not said a damn thing!
  25. Happy Birthday... but I am hungry for Pickles!
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