hound-dog97

I had to rebuild my computer and lost my profile to the logitech extreme joystick. I can't remember how I got it working with BF4.. I can bind the keys on the base of the stick, just can't get the stick nor the keys on the stick to work.

At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

And not the normal Friday for me.. I will going to a guys retreat tonight and tomorrow. So I will not be online, for HellKid and anyone else to kick my ass in BF4.

A blonde goes to her doctor and says that every time she drinks a coffee her eye hurts. The doctor prepared her a hot, fresh cup of coffee to see what really happens. She took a sip of the coffee and screamed, "Ouch, that hurts!" The doctor said, "I know your problem." The blonde asked, "Is it bad, doctor?" The doctor replied, "No, you just need to take your spoon out of your cup before you drink your coffee."

A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!"

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

Well is it?

And I sure have them.. Why can't it be Friday already.

What does Friday mean to me? Not much, I still have to wake up and go to work... But FRI-NIGHT! That is a whole different story. Spend an hour in traffic, most days the wife and I carpool.. BUT NOT 2 DAY!! So, I will stop get some beer.. Get home, let the dogs in. WHO LET THE DOGS IN? Me! After that put some shorts on, grab a beer and my vape. WHY a vape? Because, I got smoke inside the house. unless I am in bed.. Well that is where my wife said I smoke.. But back to my FRI-NIGHT story.. grab the beer, vape and into the office to play me some sweet ole bf4 (Battlefield 4) Not best friend 4.. that just would not be right.. Well everyone, enjoy your Friday and Fri-Night.. I think only a few post let, Hellkid.

9???? More like 5 or 6!! I did a few jokes yesterday. and then this one too, maybe it is down to 4! SHOUT, here I come.

Why Hello, Thursday.

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."