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SGTDANKO

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  1. ShadowLady Here's a "Shout Out" to Mrs. Bud...who's hidden the nail polish remover and is forcing Sr. to walk around with green toenails!!! rotflmao! -Shadow you mean i should take it off !!!!!!!
  2. lmao
  3. Angel spears(aka worm).... lol did someone say worm new nickname lol jk
  4. hey arrienn when u get some time can u make one more for me, somthing with the guy in mules sig and a shotty love ur work lol nice job keep it up
  5. A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
  6. practice makes perfect!!!!!!
  7. someone call an exorsist lmao !!!!!!
  8. damn post whores!!!!!!!! hi chen lol
  9. ShadowLady Sitting- Shadows working on something.. il see what she comes up with xD I DENY IT!!!!! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IT..........INNOCENT...NOT GUILTY...NOPE NOT ME! -Shadow shadow can u come down to the station we'd like to ask u some questions ?!!!!!!!!!
  10. lmao arrienn nice work
  11. lmao nice one :)
  12. lmao at the main page its next to logout
  13. lol stupid horse
  14. yicaipa ca baby lol
  15. dont do it lol jk good luck and take alot of pics
  16. at least she wont talk back lmao good one
  17. srry beer this is for xi members only
  18. you can do
  19. im in except for the holiday weekend
  20. she then said....
  21. falvanator Don't tell that to Rascal Danko, she's a math wiz well then tell her get in here and help wild lol lol
  22. 22? lol ray happy b day all
  23. srry wild im an idiot lol i hate math
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