wildthing

Potatoes Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts Of life. They warned her about going Out And Getting Half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and Get a bad Name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and End up with a bunch of Tater Tots Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get Her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home And become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins. When she went off to Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam To watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland . And the Greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And When she went out West, to Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.. Yam said she would stay on the straight and Narrow and wouldn't associate with Those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other Side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all The trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.' Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really Be In the Chips. But in spite of all they did for Her, one-day Yam came home And announced she was Going to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw! Mr And Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly Marry Tom Brokaw because he's just....... Are you Ready for this? Are You sure? OK! Here it is! A COMMONTATER

geez thought I would have some replies to this already

But for all the wonderful idiots I have and have not met

here you guys go

Heres and oldie but a goody

This classic

and another good classic

and another from them

Here is a classic for all you old timers

Had to share this with you guys and the get tunes that you like

Nice i will take four of those please for the next game party.

The avon is doing ok and the new week started yesterday so if you like to order or your wives want to here is the site again. www.youravon.com/jpatino-swan

You missed wildthing taking out the trash

Welcom aboard and I am not sharing my hacks with you HA HA HA HA

ROTFLMAO only you caper

I take that design and have it in the bottle opener tags offered

Thanks Ladies and your right the men have no balls and all the balls they do have they try to bash mine so for them I say get in here guys and buy your wifes and girlfriends something nice they will love you long time if you did!

Thanks for the help

Site is up and working now

Is down due to maintence and should be up at noon Thanks for all the support

Hey I am an idiot and thats why I joined this clan and have been here just about as long as you caper LOL

Bud SR at work when he has no boobies

Front should say "If your village is looking for it's idiot" (back) put the back thing under the first saying. Look no further than yourself because you found him www.xtremeidiots.com