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IDIOT SIGHTING When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.' This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.' We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. IDIOT SIGHTING : I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' From Kingman , KS IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce. -- From Kansas City IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham , Ala. IDIOT SIGHTING : The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS IDIOT SIGHTING : At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,' our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments. IDIOT SIGHTING : I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less. How would you pronounce this child's name? "Le-a" Leah?? NO Lee - A?? NOPE Lay - a?? NO Lei?? Guess Again. This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. It's pronounced "Ledasha", When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent." SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash. If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent. STAY ALERT! They walk among us .... and they VOTE

I have my three kids thats all I needed for fathers day

Chile that was to much info on duke LOL nice job though

just want to wish the father of XI a Happy Father's day and here is ruggerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2038338&id=1483355511

Enjoy the visit and welcome from the idiots.

Idiot say i don't have to do anything because I am an idiot and everyone else does it for me.

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Sob sorry to hear this and I am with you my friend because we are family. My thoughts are with you and if you need someone to knife let me know I am here for you. God Bless.

Fresh Meat in freeze tag I have fresh meat to knife and kill HA HA HA HA HAWelcome Adam and have fun we are idiots here.

It does sound like a good idea and to say that we are one big family is an understatement. Great job mikey in showing the true xi spirit and keep up the great work.

Sorry its with two monitors one for play one for ban now which button was it to kick the wizids ass oh yes this one RPG HACK NOW SET FOR WIZID

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Fresh meat to knife just what I like and three of them bah ha ha ha ha

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PAC-MAN TURNS 30 YEARS OLD TOMORROW HERE IS A FLASH BACK FOR YOU.

kids tell it like it is and don't care what others think. Amen to the children

The vote is in and I say with the rest that number 1 needs to be the shot

I need someone to help me with college algebra are any of you idiots out there that can help me with this please answer here so i can get ahold of you. I need tutoring help and being with out a job sucks because the college charges for tutoring.

If she gets one for cookies so should i because I have to keep up with my whinning medal LOL

YOU WANT TO COME TO AMERICA THEN FIGHT FOR IT IN THE WARS AND BECOME A CITIZEN. GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE BY BACKING UP THE COUNTRY THAT HELPS YOU GET THERE.

I second the motion

Amen brother what happen to working for a living I don't get a free ride why should they.

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Yes you are for a white boy LOL

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